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Started by Barrister, October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM

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Barrister

#15
October 21, 2009, 04:00:04 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 21, 2009, 03:57:57 PM
What kinds of Onanist publications do they have in Canadian doctors' offices?

Read a nice line in a NYT article about Afghanistan: may your sons grow up to be exactly like you.

Squat.  They give you a little cup and tell you to go home, and bring back the sample between 8 and 4:30.  And it has to be 30 minutes fresh.

While I selfishly hope that my kid will be similar to me, having them be exactly like be would be somewhat... disappointing.
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Berkut

#16
October 21, 2009, 04:00:50 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Berkut on October 21, 2009, 03:55:56 PM
I hope she grows up to be a super bright, well mannered, great human being...who happens to be a libertarian pot smoking lesbian who excels at curling.

:angry:

And an incredible legal mind who makes it to the Canadian Supreme Court where she strikes down silly laws like forcing people to remain married who do not want to be.

The contrast on poor Beebs psychy would be delicious!
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Malthus

#17
October 21, 2009, 04:01:42 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Berkut on October 21, 2009, 03:55:56 PM
I hope she grows up to be a super bright, well mannered, great human being...who happens to be a libertarian pot smoking lesbian who excels at curling.

:angry:

Oh, excelling at curling isn't that bad a thing.  ;)

Congrats!
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#18
October 21, 2009, 04:02:31 PM
 :hug: Congratulations man.  Glad to hear all that time and effort wasn't for naught.
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The Brain

#19
October 21, 2009, 04:02:37 PM
:cheers:
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Barrister

#20
October 21, 2009, 04:03:27 PM
Quote from: Judas Iscariot on October 21, 2009, 04:02:31 PM
:hug: Congratulations man.  Glad to hear all that time and effort wasn't for naught.

Oh it definitely wasn't for naught... :perv:
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Octavian

#21
October 21, 2009, 04:04:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM
Okay, so instead of leaving oblique references scattered around the board...

My wife is pregnant.  It's still fairly early - due date is May 2010. 

:yeah:

Feel free to put all pregnancy/parenting advice in this thread only, so I only have to ignore it once.

Congratulations :)

My wife's pregnant too with the same due date.  :)
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Savonarola

#22
October 21, 2009, 04:04:58 PM
Congratulations, Beeb, do you know if it's a boy or girl yet? :cheers:
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Barrister

#23
October 21, 2009, 04:07:05 PM
Quote from: Octavian on October 21, 2009, 04:04:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM
Okay, so instead of leaving oblique references scattered around the board...

My wife is pregnant.  It's still fairly early - due date is May 2010. 

:yeah:

Feel free to put all pregnancy/parenting advice in this thread only, so I only have to ignore it once.

Congratulations :)

My wife's pregnant too with the same due date.  :)

Excellent! :yeah:

Keep me up to date so we can comiserate.
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Barrister

#24
October 21, 2009, 04:07:59 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on October 21, 2009, 04:04:58 PM
Congratulations, Beeb, do you know if it's a boy or girl yet? :cheers:

Much too early.  He or she is the size of a blueberry at this point.
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DGuller

#25
October 21, 2009, 04:16:29 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 04:00:04 PM
Squat.  They give you a little cup and tell you to go home, and bring back the sample between 8 and 4:30.  And it has to be 30 minutes fresh.
What if you live more than 30 minutes away?   Do you drive to the office one-handed?

Barrister

#26
October 21, 2009, 04:18:04 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 21, 2009, 04:16:29 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 04:00:04 PM
Squat.  They give you a little cup and tell you to go home, and bring back the sample between 8 and 4:30.  And it has to be 30 minutes fresh.
What if you live more than 30 minutes away?   Do you drive to the office one-handed?

I dunno.

Oh it also had to be warm, and that happened in the winter.
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Admiral Yi

#27
October 21, 2009, 04:23:52 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 21, 2009, 04:16:29 PM
What if you live more than 30 minutes away?   Do you drive to the office one-handed?
What do you do if you take public transportation?

Capetan Mihali

#28
October 21, 2009, 04:35:27 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 21, 2009, 04:23:52 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 21, 2009, 04:16:29 PM
What if you live more than 30 minutes away?   Do you drive to the office one-handed?
What do you do if you take public transportation?
That should be obvious to anyone who's spent significant time on late-night buses.   :P
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Ed Anger

#29
October 21, 2009, 04:43:37 PM
Congrats.

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