Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot

Started by Queequeg, October 04, 2009, 11:24:05 AM

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Queequeg

Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Josquius

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DontSayBanana

Experience bij!


HVC

Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Agelastus

I think we now know why this parrot is a representative of a rare species.  :lol:
"Come grow old with me
The Best is yet to be
The last of life for which the first was made."

Viking

First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.


Martinus

Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?

It's hard to make a gay joke about a jovial elderly gay dude laughing his ass off at a parrot rape. It's like trying to write Torchwood slash fiction - no matter what you'd come up with, it would be somehow inferior to the original material. :P

Malthus

Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?

It's hard to make a gay joke about a jovial elderly gay dude laughing his ass off at a parrot rape. It's like trying to write Torchwood slash fiction - no matter what you'd come up with, it would be somehow inferior to the original material. :P

The man has a point.  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Viking

Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?

It's hard to make a gay joke about a jovial elderly gay dude laughing his ass off at a parrot rape. It's like trying to write Torchwood slash fiction - no matter what you'd come up with, it would be somehow superior to the original material. :P

There, fixed your post for you.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Martinus

Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 04:24:30 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?

It's hard to make a gay joke about a jovial elderly gay dude laughing his ass off at a parrot rape. It's like trying to write Torchwood slash fiction - no matter what you'd come up with, it would be somehow superior to the original material. :P

There, fixed your post for you.

Inferior in the amount of filth is still inferior. :P

Darth Wagtaros

PDH!

Martinus

Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 04, 2009, 05:16:52 PM
Torchwood is uninteresting in the extreme.

Incorrect. It has the best gay scifi couple EVAH. Janto. :wub:

Agelastus

Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 04, 2009, 05:16:52 PM
Torchwood is uninteresting in the extreme.

Incorrect. It has the best gay scifi couple EVAH. Janto. :wub:

Could you at least spell it right? It's Ianto Jones.

As for Torchwood, I consider the series a classic example of missed opportunities. It should have been a great spin-off from the revived Doctor Who, but instead it was just blah. And when they realised it was blah, they decided to try and shock instead of sitting down and actually writing good stories.
"Come grow old with me
The Best is yet to be
The last of life for which the first was made."