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Started by Eddie Teach, September 22, 2009, 03:54:03 AM

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Ed Anger

OP is desperately lonely for spending time doing this.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

Didn't take that long. :mellow:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 07:20:39 AM
Didn't take that long. :mellow:

Even more lonely for defending said time doing this. Raz has more of a life.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Scipio

I had to get rid of the toaster when it stopped working.  Need a new meme.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Ed Anger on September 22, 2009, 07:21:37 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 07:20:39 AM
Didn't take that long. :mellow:

Even more lonely for defending said time doing this. Raz has more of a life.

This is the part where I'm supposed to yawn to show my lack of appreciation for such quality trolling, isn't it.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Caliga

Quote from: Scipio on September 22, 2009, 07:21:50 AM
I had to get rid of the toaster when it stopped working.  Need a new meme.
Just talk about the same subject over and over... it'll catch on.  Worked for me.
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Eddie Teach

Heh, I could have gone with the implants or the Peter North worship or the homemade beer or the fascination with recipes but that was the first thing that came to mind.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

ulmont

Alphabetized it for you:

Admiral Yi- Recanted his eponymous rule
Alatriste- to Sadness! <tips glass>
Alcibiades- had kid in high school
Alfred Russel- gave his daughter the keys to a castle
Barrister- Barrister Boy's crime fighting mentor/altar ego
Berkut- probably blind IRL
Brazen- writes(wrote?) for runners magazine
Buddha Rhubarb- Aerosmith did a song about him
Caliga- likes biscuits and gravy
Citizen K- Lives in Spokane
Count De Money- Embraces diversity
Crazy Canuck- Tiger Woods' dad
Darth Wagtaros- dreams of vampire stripper ponies committing crimes
Delirium- state of mind youngest children such as Brain are frequently in- oh and Habsburg has a crush on him
Derspiess- Loves his Zune
DGuller- knows his obscure NASCAR drivers
Disturbed Pervert- on Languish all the time
DontSayBanana- Short guy
DPS- too poor to be a Republican but that doesn't stop him
Drakken- member of the "Seduction Community"
Ed Anger- hates his HR job
Faeelin- training to become the American Martinus
Fahdiz- bald dude, used to be a Catholic
Fireblade- Drinks cheap Italian beer
FunkMonk- "Flipican"
Garbon- founder of Hilary Clinton fan club
Grallon- Doesn't like Moo-slims
Grey Fox- he speak English well
Grumbler- Riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
Habbaku- beats Berkut at war games
Habsburg- Gave me Prada points for the original list
Hansmeister- Doesn't like Demon-crats
HVC- the eggplant with the funny name
Iormlund- Sickie
Jacob- has been to China
Jaron- I'll think of something here later, gotta go train
Jimmy Olsen- Easily appalled
Josephus- Doesn't realize the Cold War's over
Judas Iscariot- Pays Blizzard $15 a month to not play their game
Katmai- Some kind of carny
Korea- teases Raz something awful
KRonn- has a habit of summarizing threads when he enters them
Liep- Choo! Choo!
LustinDarkness- really likes pancakes
MadBurgerMaker- fan of UTSA
MadImmortalMan- unrepentant Buckeye
Malthus- has a very understanding wife
Martinus- gay
Merithyn- met husband playing Everquest
Minsky- knows the difference between a cabernet and a merlot
Monoriu- the square peg who tries to carve his sides off to fit in the round hole
Neil- Hopelessly romantic, except when it comes to people
Norgy- Used to write AARs
PDH- was leading in the second quarter
Peter Wiggin- outshone by little brother
Phillip V- Tiger Woods; not related to Crazy Canuck
Queequeg- Mugged by 3d graders
Razgovory- knows how to treat a lady
Richard Hakluyt- his wife gives him money to take vacations without her. Lucky bastard.
Saskganesh- He knows beans about beans. Well a bit more than that.
Savonarola- has an inexplicable case of civic pride
SBR- probably Camper
Scipio- At least he kept the toaster
Sheilbh- republican
Siege- never did find the nude miley pics
Slargos- darkies won't buy his kitchens
Strix- "he knows what he knows"- CDM
Syt- has redhead fetish
Tamas- Secretly loves gypsies
The Brain- youngest child
The Larch- he's a lumberjack and he's OK
Tonitrus- lied about the polar bears
Tyr- British chauvinist
Ulmont- fellow Atlantan, lawyer, don't have anything good on him
Valmy- Francophile
Viking- Oil man
Vinraith- mad scientist
Viper37- Right-wing Quebecker
Warspite- Roots for Croatian national teams
Zanza- lived in New York

Eddie Teach

I don't know that "likes to alphabetize things" is that much better an entry  :D
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

ulmont

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 08:49:30 AM
I don't know that "likes to alphabetize things" is that much better an entry  :D

I'll take "can perform simple operations in Excel."   :P

Eddie Teach

I see.

Ease of compilation is not the only reason I use post count ordering rather than alpha. As mentioned in the OP, I don't want people skipping over just to find their own name. :contract:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

Yay, mine's finally something appropriate.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

C.C.R.

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 03:54:03 AM

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lurkers to grouse about their lack of one

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Stopped at 300 posts.

:cry:

Korea

I want my mother fucking points!

Richard Hakluyt

Quote from: C.C.R. on September 22, 2009, 10:48:50 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 03:54:03 AM

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lurkers to grouse about their lack of one

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Stopped at 300 posts.

:cry:

Who the fuck are you?   :D