A New List

[Eddie Teach]

Alright, I'm bored so here it is. Another chance for people to grouse about their entries, lurkers to grouse about their lack of one, and people not interested in reading the whole thing to grouse about it not being in alphabetical order. 

Caliga- likes biscuits and gravy
Garbon- founder of Hilary Clinton fan club
Neil- Hopelessly romantic, except when it comes to people
Ed Anger- hates his HR job
Valmy- Francophile
Jimmy Olsen- Easily appalled
Martinus- gay
Berkut- probably blind IRL
Syt- has redhead fetish
Barrister- Barrister Boy's crime fighting mentor/altar ego
The Brain- youngest child
Malthus- has a very understanding wife
Razgovory- knows how to treat a lady
Grey Fox- he speak English well
Count De Money- Embraces diversity
Grumbler- Riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
Admiral Yi- Recanted his eponymous rule
Katmai- Some kind of carny
Siege- never did find the nude miley pics
Sheilbh- republican
Crazy Canuck- Tiger Woods' dad
Tyr- British chauvinist
Saskganesh- He knows beans about beans. Well a bit more than that.
DontSayBanana- Short guy
Tamas- Secretly loves gypsies
PDH- was leading in the second quarter
Peter Wiggin- outshone by little brother
DGuller- knows his obscure NASCAR drivers
Derspiess- Loves his Zune
Darth Wagtaros- dreams of vampire stripper ponies committing crimes
Disturbed Pervert- on Languish all the time
Buddha Rhubarb- Aerosmith did a song about him
Jaron- I'll think of something here later, gotta go train
Viking- Oil man
Queequeg- Mugged by 3d graders
KRonn- has a habit of summarizing threads when he enters them
Habbaku- beats Berkut at war games
Savonarola- has an inexplicable case of civic pride
Ulmont- fellow Atlantan, lawyer, don't have anything good on him
Minsky- knows the difference between a cabernet and a merlot
Alfred Russel- gave his daughter the keys to a castle
Monoriu- the square peg who tries to carve his sides off to fit in the round hole
MadImmortalMan- unrepentant Buckeye
FunkMonk- "Flipican"
Brazen- writes(wrote?) for runners magazine
Slargos- darkies won't buy his kitchens
HVC- the eggplant with the funny name
Norgy- Used to write AARs
Delirium- state of mind youngest children such as Brain are frequently in- oh and Habsburg has a crush on him
Korea- teases Raz something awful
Faeelin- training to become the American Martinus
Strix- "he knows what he knows"- CDM
Richard Hakluyt- his wife gives him money to take vacations without her. Lucky bastard.
Fahdiz- bald dude, used to be a Catholic
DPS- too poor to be a Republican but that doesn't stop him
MadBurgerMaker- fan of UTSA
Tonitrus- lied about the polar bears
Jacob- has been to China
LustinDarkness- really likes pancakes
SBR- probably Camper
Zanza- lived in New York
Vinraith- mad scientist
Scipio- At least he kept the toaster
Alcibiades- had kid in high school
Merithyn- met husband playing Everquest
The Larch- he's a lumberjack and he's OK
Phillip V- Tiger Woods; not related to Crazy Canuck
Grallon- Doesn't like Moo-slims
Hansmeister- Doesn't like Demon-crats
Alatriste- to Sadness! <tips glass>
Josephus- Doesn't realize the Cold War's over
Judas Iscariot- Pays Blizzard $15 a month to not play their game
Viper37- Right-wing Quebecker
Iormlund- Sickie
Habsburg- Gave me Prada points for the original list
Liep- Choo! Choo!
Citizen K- Lives in Spokane
Fireblade- Drinks cheap Italian beer
Drakken- member of the "Seduction Community"
Warspite- Roots for Croatian national teams

Stopped at 300 posts.

[Martinus]

I thought I would warrant more than one word. 

[katmai]

I thought I would warrant more than one word. 

Well there is your  problem.

[katmai]

Oh and ET, i can't be a carny, I have my own teeth still.

[Eddie Teach]

State fair, carnival, same thing.

[Slargos]

Well. My entry is more or less accurate in that to my estimate less than 2% of my sales have been to mudpeople. Well done. 

[Monoriu]

Great work.  I love my entry 

[Brazen]

Brazen- writes(wrote?) for runners magazine

Brazen - technical writer, former technology journalist, ongoing language pedant

I only worked for a runner's magazine for 4 weeks' work experience (internship) over four years ago 

[FunkMonk]

Mine is quite accurate.

[Grey Fox]

Mine is ok.

[Valdemar]

Mine is quite accurate.

Mine is not :p

V

[HisMajestyBOB]

Grouse grouse grouse!

[Josephus]

The Cold War's over? 

[Warspite]

 

[Josquius]

Its not really chauvinism when your people have won history