A New List

[Ed Anger]

OP is desperately lonely for spending time doing this.

[Eddie Teach]

Didn't take that long.

[Ed Anger]

Didn't take that long.

Even more lonely for defending said time doing this. Raz has more of a life.

[Scipio]

I had to get rid of the toaster when it stopped working.  Need a new meme.

[Eddie Teach]

Didn't take that long.

Even more lonely for defending said time doing this. Raz has more of a life.

This is the part where I'm supposed to yawn to show my lack of appreciation for such quality trolling, isn't it.

[Caliga]

I had to get rid of the toaster when it stopped working.  Need a new meme.

Just talk about the same subject over and over... it'll catch on.  Worked for me.

[Eddie Teach]

Heh, I could have gone with the implants or the Peter North worship or the homemade beer or the fascination with recipes but that was the first thing that came to mind.

[ulmont]

Alphabetized it for you:

Admiral Yi- Recanted his eponymous rule
Alatriste- to Sadness! <tips glass>
Alcibiades- had kid in high school
Alfred Russel- gave his daughter the keys to a castle
Barrister- Barrister Boy's crime fighting mentor/altar ego
Berkut- probably blind IRL
Brazen- writes(wrote?) for runners magazine
Buddha Rhubarb- Aerosmith did a song about him
Caliga- likes biscuits and gravy
Citizen K- Lives in Spokane
Count De Money- Embraces diversity
Crazy Canuck- Tiger Woods' dad
Darth Wagtaros- dreams of vampire stripper ponies committing crimes
Delirium- state of mind youngest children such as Brain are frequently in- oh and Habsburg has a crush on him
Derspiess- Loves his Zune
DGuller- knows his obscure NASCAR drivers
Disturbed Pervert- on Languish all the time
DontSayBanana- Short guy
DPS- too poor to be a Republican but that doesn't stop him
Drakken- member of the "Seduction Community"
Ed Anger- hates his HR job
Faeelin- training to become the American Martinus
Fahdiz- bald dude, used to be a Catholic
Fireblade- Drinks cheap Italian beer
FunkMonk- "Flipican"
Garbon- founder of Hilary Clinton fan club
Grallon- Doesn't like Moo-slims
Grey Fox- he speak English well
Grumbler- Riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
Habbaku- beats Berkut at war games
Habsburg- Gave me Prada points for the original list
Hansmeister- Doesn't like Demon-crats
HVC- the eggplant with the funny name
Iormlund- Sickie
Jacob- has been to China
Jaron- I'll think of something here later, gotta go train
Jimmy Olsen- Easily appalled
Josephus- Doesn't realize the Cold War's over
Judas Iscariot- Pays Blizzard $15 a month to not play their game
Katmai- Some kind of carny
Korea- teases Raz something awful
KRonn- has a habit of summarizing threads when he enters them
Liep- Choo! Choo!
LustinDarkness- really likes pancakes
MadBurgerMaker- fan of UTSA
MadImmortalMan- unrepentant Buckeye
Malthus- has a very understanding wife
Martinus- gay
Merithyn- met husband playing Everquest
Minsky- knows the difference between a cabernet and a merlot
Monoriu- the square peg who tries to carve his sides off to fit in the round hole
Neil- Hopelessly romantic, except when it comes to people
Norgy- Used to write AARs
PDH- was leading in the second quarter
Peter Wiggin- outshone by little brother
Phillip V- Tiger Woods; not related to Crazy Canuck
Queequeg- Mugged by 3d graders
Razgovory- knows how to treat a lady
Richard Hakluyt- his wife gives him money to take vacations without her. Lucky bastard.
Saskganesh- He knows beans about beans. Well a bit more than that.
Savonarola- has an inexplicable case of civic pride
SBR- probably Camper
Scipio- At least he kept the toaster
Sheilbh- republican
Siege- never did find the nude miley pics
Slargos- darkies won't buy his kitchens
Strix- "he knows what he knows"- CDM
Syt- has redhead fetish
Tamas- Secretly loves gypsies
The Brain- youngest child
The Larch- he's a lumberjack and he's OK
Tonitrus- lied about the polar bears
Tyr- British chauvinist
Ulmont- fellow Atlantan, lawyer, don't have anything good on him
Valmy- Francophile
Viking- Oil man
Vinraith- mad scientist
Viper37- Right-wing Quebecker
Warspite- Roots for Croatian national teams
Zanza- lived in New York

[Eddie Teach]

I don't know that "likes to alphabetize things" is that much better an entry 

[ulmont]

I don't know that "likes to alphabetize things" is that much better an entry 

I'll take "can perform simple operations in Excel."   

[Eddie Teach]

I see.

Ease of compilation is not the only reason I use post count ordering rather than alpha. As mentioned in the OP, I don't want people skipping over just to find their own name.

[garbon]

Yay, mine's finally something appropriate.

[C.C.R.]

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lurkers to grouse about their lack of one

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Stopped at 300 posts.

[Korea]

  I like Raz.

[Richard Hakluyt]

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lurkers to grouse about their lack of one

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Stopped at 300 posts.

Who the fuck are you?