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Started by Razgovory, September 15, 2009, 11:32:06 AM

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Valmy

#15
September 15, 2009, 12:04:07 PM
So once you escape to the rocket what planet are you going to take off to?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Grey Fox

#16
September 15, 2009, 12:04:30 PM
It'll be fine.

A women interest in you goes a long away.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

garbon

#17
September 15, 2009, 12:04:39 PM
And then you both can raise unemployed children!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#18
September 15, 2009, 12:04:43 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 15, 2009, 12:03:57 PM
The last time I tried this I think we were on the same page.  I thought it was fucking awkward and she never called back.  So I think we were in the same ballpark (in my defense she picked the place to meet.  A church during mass.)

Well....at least she was a cheap date.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

ulmont

#19
September 15, 2009, 12:04:57 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 15, 2009, 12:03:57 PM
(in my defense she picked the place to meet.  A church during mass.)

:lmfao:

Valmy

#20
September 15, 2009, 12:05:13 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 15, 2009, 12:04:30 PM
It'll be fine.

A women interest in you goes a long away.

True but first she has to meet you in order to get interested in you.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#21
September 15, 2009, 12:05:40 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 15, 2009, 12:04:30 PM
A women interest in you goes a long away.

:yeahright:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#22
September 15, 2009, 12:07:30 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 15, 2009, 12:05:40 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 15, 2009, 12:04:30 PM
A women interest in you goes a long away.

:yeahright:

A woman's interest is like 3.5% a month.  That really adds up.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Grey Fox

#23
September 15, 2009, 12:08:47 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 15, 2009, 12:04:39 PM
And then you both can raise unemployed children!

Everyone is unemployed but us slackers in the USA now, no?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

PDH

#24
September 15, 2009, 12:11:51 PM
Tell her about your imaginary internet friends, make sure Seedy is the first one. Talk about skin diseases, chicks dig that one.  Remember to laugh with a high pitched giggle.

That is all I can think of right now.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

garbon

#25
September 15, 2009, 12:16:55 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 15, 2009, 12:08:47 PM
Everyone is unemployed but us slackers in the USA now, no?

I don't understand.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Agelastus

#26
September 15, 2009, 12:28:48 PM
To quote Caliga, good luck on your date.

I shall raise a glass in your name tonight...then go away and sob about my own datelessness... :cry:
"Come grow old with me
The Best is yet to be
The last of life for which the first was made."

DGuller

#27
September 15, 2009, 12:30:17 PM
I recommend not dwelling on your issues, or even volunteering self-deprecating jokes about them.  Chicks don't really dig that.

merithyn

#28
September 15, 2009, 12:31:43 PM
Quote from: PDH on September 15, 2009, 12:11:51 PM
Tell her about your imaginary internet friends, make sure Seedy is the first one. Talk about skin diseases, chicks dig that one.  Remember to laugh with a high pitched giggle.

That is all I can think of right now.

I can see you'll be a hit at the frat parties this year.

Raz, have fun. No matter what else, you're going out and meeting someone new. Whether she's a potential mate, a potential inmate, or a potential maid, at least you'll have made a new friend. :)
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

The Brain

#29
September 15, 2009, 12:34:45 PM
Ask for anal.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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