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Started by Bluebook, September 07, 2009, 01:54:56 PM

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ulmont

#75
December 27, 2009, 03:27:34 PM
You aren't Brazilian, are you?

syk

#76
December 27, 2009, 03:47:30 PM
Condolences. Sad story there.   :(

Bluebook

#77
December 27, 2009, 04:03:46 PM
Quote from: ulmont on December 27, 2009, 03:27:34 PM
You aren't Brazilian, are you?

Nope...

CountDeMoney

#78
December 28, 2009, 06:14:22 AM
Quote from: Bluebook on December 27, 2009, 03:10:41 PM
As it turns out, Christmas is a great time to get drunk alot.

Perhaps all this would be easier if I didnt dream about her so often.

You need to man up, buckaroo.  New Year's is a primo target window for sympathy sex.  Plenty of chicks out there would be more than happy to let you into their honeypots over your tale of woe.

CountDeMoney

#79
December 28, 2009, 06:16:41 AM
Hell, I might just use your story myself, Bluebook.  God knows I can no longer score with my own.  :moon:

Bluebook

#80
December 28, 2009, 06:18:24 AM
 :lol:

Getting one-nighters is not really the problem here though, but thanks..

CountDeMoney

#81
December 28, 2009, 06:24:08 AM
Quote from: Bluebook on December 28, 2009, 06:18:24 AM
:lol:

Getting one-nighters is not really the problem here though, but thanks..

Well, the last thing you need is another fruity ass long term relationship.  Too many schmucks here want to go from multi-year relationship to multi-year relationship.  Heaven forbid they spend 2 weeks alone.

Bluebook

#82
December 28, 2009, 06:34:02 AM
Whats wrong with long term relationships? I'll take one of those over fifty one nighters anytime.

CountDeMoney

#83
December 28, 2009, 06:37:43 AM
Quote from: Bluebook on December 28, 2009, 06:34:02 AM
Whats wrong with long term relationships? I'll take one of those over fifty one nighters anytime.



"This is hardly a time to be teaching you the true nature of the universe."

DisturbedPervert

#84
December 28, 2009, 07:19:14 AM
Take the one nighters while you can still get them.  They don't preclude you from looking for something long term anyway.

DontSayBanana

#85
December 28, 2009, 09:08:51 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 28, 2009, 06:16:41 AM
Hell, I might just use your story myself, Bluebook.  God knows I can no longer score with my own.  :moon:

Dude, I don't think yours expires for a couple more years.  That's gotta be at least a 5-10 year story...
Experience bij!

Bluebook

#86
December 28, 2009, 09:33:03 AM
Whats his story then?

Admiral Yi

#87
December 28, 2009, 05:43:44 PM
I think Banana is confused.  I sure don't know any Seedy story that would merit sympathy trim.

Razgovory

#88
December 28, 2009, 06:04:51 PM Last Edit: December 28, 2009, 06:27:15 PM by Razgovory
Quote from: Bluebook on December 28, 2009, 09:33:03 AM
Whats his story then?

He worked for the Haig campaign in '88.

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Martinus

#89
December 28, 2009, 06:32:07 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 28, 2009, 05:43:44 PM
I think Banana is confused.  I sure don't know any Seedy story that would merit sympathy trim.

What about the one about him being a single guy who lives with his cats and has noone to play his games with? That one's pretty sad, if you ask me.  :P
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