The Vienna Cannibals in the Languish Football League (FOF2007)

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Syt

September 05, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
This is Front Office Football 2007, a game with all the numbers and none of the graphics. :P

The league:

AFC


East

Budapest Hackers


Seoul Admirals


Helsinki Lizard Kings


Bangkok Perverts



West

Venice Padres


Stockholm Nukes


Iceland Vikings


Madrid Larches




North

Vancouver Crazies


NY Robins


Alberta Administrators


Portland Baldies



South

Texas Frogs


SF Grabbers


Baltimore Irish


Phoenix Golden Eagles




NFC


East

Warsaw Foot Ticklers


Russia Gulls


Jakarta Blades


Hong Kong Monos



West

England Explorers


Jerusalem Fighting Camels


Oslo Misanthropes


Vienna Cannibals



North

Anchorage Beaners


Montreal Foxes


Detroit Poets


Yukon Barristers



South

Rhode Island Timmays


Oxnard Trolls


Ohio Angermonkeys


Kentucky Legion



All logos were found online (most of them part of a large pack intended for OOTP).

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Barrister

#1
September 05, 2009, 03:01:37 PM
Woohoo!  The Yukon Barristers are back!
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Ed Anger

#2
September 05, 2009, 03:03:10 PM
Jeff George needs to be the QB of the Angermonkeys.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Syt

#3
September 05, 2009, 03:29:22 PM
The inaugural draft was based on the 1995 NFL roster, with high "X Factor", as the game calls randomization.

The results in the draft (which I ran on auto, based on preferences) were not so good:



I added free agent Tom Hodson as QB, Arthur Edward as RDE, Jerry Richmond (LDE), Andrew Peterson (RT), Donald Evans (RDE), Lester Hoyler (LDE), Charles Fletcher (RB); most of them have decent development chances.

We sold 51,000 season tickets for our 70,000 stadium.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

#4
September 05, 2009, 03:32:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 05, 2009, 03:03:10 PM
Jeff George needs to be the QB of the Angermonkeys.

Ohio has Ty Detmer. George is playing for Anchorage. Brett Favre is starting QB in Jakarta.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

#5
September 05, 2009, 03:35:19 PM
Also: the 1995 season top prospects:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

#6
September 05, 2009, 04:15:31 PM
The preseason was kicked off with a game of the Texas Frogs at Hong Kong. Unfortunately the box score screen is only available in HTML and copy/pasting it into this forum sucks, and it's too big for a screenshot.

Let me know if this link works for you:
Texas Frogs 3 - 30 Hong Kong Monos

Or if this is better:

Texas Frogs 3
Hong Kong Monos 30

Scoring Summary
1Q: 03:51 TXS - Jeffrey Bey 33 field goal
2Q: 11:10 HON - Nick Lowery 27 field goal
2Q: 02:00 HON - John L. Williams 11 run (Nick Lowery extra point)
3Q: 11:02 HON - Brian Kinchen 11 pass from Sean Salisbury (Nick Lowery extra point)
3Q: 07:27 HON - John L. Williams 14 run (Nick Lowery extra point)
3Q: 00:34 HON - Nick Lowery 33 field goal
4Q: 01:16 HON - Nick Lowery 52 field goal
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

katmai

#7
September 05, 2009, 04:20:53 PM
Quote from: Syt on September 05, 2009, 03:32:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 05, 2009, 03:03:10 PM
Jeff George needs to be the QB of the Angermonkeys.

Ohio has Ty Detmer. George is playing for Anchorage. Brett Favre is starting QB in Jakarta.
wooo!!!
Suck it angerbutt, the savior is mine!!!!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Syt

#8
September 05, 2009, 04:25:05 PM
Quote from: katmai on September 05, 2009, 04:20:53 PM
Quote from: Syt on September 05, 2009, 03:32:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 05, 2009, 03:03:10 PM
Jeff George needs to be the QB of the Angermonkeys.

Ohio has Ty Detmer. George is playing for Anchorage. Brett Favre is starting QB in Jakarta.
wooo!!!
Suck it angerbutt, the savior is mine!!!!

Starting QB for the Beaners is Troy Aiken, though. :P
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Viking

#9
September 05, 2009, 04:49:13 PM
Go Vikings!!
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Ed Anger

#10
September 05, 2009, 05:49:27 PM
Quote from: katmai on September 05, 2009, 04:20:53 PM
Quote from: Syt on September 05, 2009, 03:32:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 05, 2009, 03:03:10 PM
Jeff George needs to be the QB of the Angermonkeys.

Ohio has Ty Detmer. George is playing for Anchorage. Brett Favre is starting QB in Jakarta.
wooo!!!
Suck it angerbutt, the savior is mine!!!!

:weep:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Neil

#11
September 05, 2009, 07:43:47 PM
Alberta will go undefeated.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Syt

#12
September 06, 2009, 02:30:01 PM
Pre-Season, Week 2.

Portland Baldies 27, Bangkok Perverts 6
1Q: 10:48 POR - Morten Andersen 29 field goal
1Q: 05:16 BAN - John Carney 30 field goal
2Q: 06:21 POR - Adrian Cooper 16 pass from Mark Rypien (Morten Andersen extra point)
3Q: 11:42 BAN - John Carney 41 field goal
3Q: 03:59 POR - Morten Andersen 46 field goal
3Q: 03:09 POR - Blair Thomas 3 run (Morten Andersen extra point)
4Q: 02:24 POR - Bobby Joe Edmonds 2 run (Morten Andersen extra point)

Hong Kong Monos 23, Budapest Hackers 12
1Q: 06:01 BUD - Safety: Dwayne Harper tackled receiver in end zone
2Q: 14:24 HON - Nick Lowery 36 field goal
2Q: 07:35 BUD - Charles Johnson 1 pass from Dave Krieg (Jason Elam extra point)
2Q: 05:21 HON - Ethan Ciervo 25 pass from Sean Salisbury (Nick Lowery extra point)
3Q: 08:53 HON - Eddie Reese 2 run (Nick Lowery extra point)
3Q: 00:51 BUD - Jason Elam 34 field goal
4Q: 05:07 HON - Nick Lowery 51 field goal
4Q: 02:21 HON - Nick Lowery 37 field goal

Jakarta Blades 48, Alberta Administrators 21
1Q: 12:32 JAK - Chris Sanders 2 pass from Brett Favre (Chris Jacke extra point)
1Q: 09:38 JAK - Chris Jacke 55 field goal
1Q: 04:35 ALB - John Kasay 42 field goal
1Q: 01:30 JAK - Michael Timpson 15 pass from Brett Favre (Chris Jacke extra point)
2Q: 10:02 ALB - John Kasay 38 field goal
2Q: 06:21 JAK - Walter Rasby 3 pass from Jim Everett (Chris Jacke extra point)
2Q: 03:31 ALB - Reggie Rivers 4 run (John Kasay extra point)
2Q: 00:39 JAK - Erric Pegram 3 run (Chris Jacke extra point)
3Q: 09:22 ALB - Irving Fryar 2 pass from Brenden Thiel (Brenden Thiel pass to Dave Moore for conversion)
3Q: 09:16 JAK - Steve Jackson 101 kickoff return (Chris Jacke extra point)
4Q: 10:24 JAK - Chris Jacke 42 field goal
4Q: 06:56 JAK - Darren Perry 22 interception return (Chris Jacke extra point)

Yukon Barristers 27, Jerusalem Fighting Camels 6
1Q: 07:22 YUK - Desmond Howard 9 pass from Bernie Kosar (Eddie Murray extra point)
1Q: 02:56 YUK - Eddie Murray 34 field goal
2Q: 06:13 YUK - Desmond Howard 3 pass from Jason Garrett (Eddie Murray extra point)
2Q: 04:16 JER - Pete Stoyanovich 44 field goal
3Q: 05:54 YUK - Desmond Herndon 27 fumble return (Eddie Murray extra point)
3Q: 01:18 JER - Pete Stoyanovich 51 field goal
4Q: 05:51 YUK - Eddie Murray 27 field goal

Seoul Admirals 17, Kentucky Legion 10
1Q: 08:24 KTY - Brad Johnson 1 run (Todd Peterson extra point)
1Q: 05:34 SEO - Curtis Martin 13 pass from Trent Dilfer (Gary Anderson extra point)
2Q: 12:48 SEO - Bert Money 40 pass from Trent Dilfer (Gary Anderson extra point)
3Q: 02:31 KTY - Todd Peterson 40 field goal
4Q: 01:59 SEO - Gary Anderson 37 field goal

Detroit Poets 26, New York Robins 6
1Q: 08:13 NYK - Brad Daluiso 30 field goal
2Q: 01:44 DET - Kendrick Gunn 4 run (Mike Hollis extra point)
2Q: 00:26 NYK - Brad Daluiso 40 field goal
3Q: 09:17 DET - Andre Hastings 8 pass from Ken Orth (Mike Hollis extra point)
3Q: 03:14 DET - Mike Hollis 50 field goal
4Q: 11:03 DET - Mike Hollis 51 field goal
4Q: 05:04 DET - Mike Hollis 36 field goal
4Q: 01:56 DET - Mike Hollis 27 field goal

Ohio Angermonkeys 13, England Explorers 7
1Q: 04:12 OHI - Julio Givens 43 field goal
2Q: 05:15 OHI - Fred Galloway 10 pass from Antoine Webster (Julio Givens extra point)
2Q: 00:25 OHI - Julio Givens 38 field goal
3Q: 06:04 ENG - Bill Schroeder 8 pass from Tommy Maddox (Matt Bahr extra point)

Iceland Vikings 20, Oslo Misanthropes 10
1Q: 07:10 ICE - J.T. Thomas 3 pass from Dan Marino (Doug Pelfrey extra point)
1Q: 00:59 OSL - Mike Cofer 43 field goal
2Q: 10:44 OSL - Jeff Graham 7 pass from Steve Beuerlein (Mike Cofer extra point)
2Q: 00:11 ICE - Doug Pelfrey 56 field goal
3Q: 09:36 ICE - Lamar Smith 1 run (Doug Pelfrey extra point)
3Q: 00:50 ICE - Doug Pelfrey 45 field goal

Rhode Island Timmays 20, San Francisco Grabbers 17
1Q: 09:22 RHI - Kevin Butler 37 field goal
1Q: 01:08 RHI - Reggie Johnson 4 pass from Drew Bledsoe (Kevin Butler extra point)
2Q: 07:02 RHI - Kevin Butler 28 field goal
2Q: 03:52 SFO - Harold McCarthy 1 run (Doug Brien extra point)
3Q: 03:09 SFO - Doug Brien 18 field goal
4Q: 08:13 SFO - Todd Kinchen 18 pass from Frank Reich (Doug Brien extra point)
4Q: 01:02 RHI - Robert Brooks 5 pass from Scott Mitchell (Kevin Butler extra point)

Russia Gulls 17, Montreal Foxes 12
1Q: 08:01 MON - Matt Stover 48 field goal
2Q: 11:46 MON - Matt Stover 31 field goal
2Q: 04:08 MON - Matt Stover 27 field goal
2Q: 00:06 RUS - Ed Browning 19 field goal
3Q: 09:51 MON - Matt Stover 26 field goal
4Q: 13:32 RUS - Jerome Bettis 7 pass from Scottie Richard (Ed Browning extra point)
4Q: 07:34 RUS - Mercury Strickland 6 pass from Scottie Richard (Ed Browning extra point)

Stockholm Nukes 6, Anchorage Beaners 27
1Q: 10:08 ANC - Earnest Byner 5 run (Steve Christie extra point)
1Q: 07:30 ANC - James Jett 23 pass from Troy Aikman (Steve Christie extra point)
2Q: 13:51 STO - Fuad Reveiz 28 field goal
2Q: 06:34 ANC - Steve Christie 29 field goal
3Q: 07:31 ANC - Steve Christie 24 field goal
3Q: 03:58 STO - Fuad Reveiz 56 field goal
4Q: 10:17 ANC - Myron Guyton 7 interception return (Steve Christie extra point)

Texas Frogs 17. Oxnard Trolls 13
1Q: 07:55 TXS - Steve Tasker 11 pass from Ervin James (Jeffrey Bey extra point)
1Q: 01:00 OXN - Cary Blanchard 45 field goal
2Q: 08:19 OXN - Ernest Givins 5 pass from Boomer Esiason (Cary Blanchard extra point)
3Q: 00:12 TXS - Jeffrey Bey 34 field goal
4Q: 12:06 OXN - Cary Blanchard 49 field goal
4Q: 03:25 TXS - Lorenzo White 5 run (Jeffrey Bey extra point)

Vancouver Crazies 10. Helsinki Lizard Kings 26
1Q: 08:12 HEL - Steve Smith 6 pass from Don Majkowski (Lin Elliott extra point)
2Q: 11:38 VAN - Al Del Greco 31 field goal
2Q: 06:42 HEL - Dorsey Levens 4 run (Lin Elliott extra point)
2Q: 00:11 HEL - Lin Elliott 34 field goal
3Q: 07:43 HEL - Lin Elliott 20 field goal
3Q: 03:16 HEL - Lin Elliott 21 field goal
4Q: 09:59 VAN - Andre Reed 20 pass from Casey Weldon (Al Del Greco extra point)
4Q: 02:18 HEL - Lin Elliott 40 field goal

Venice Padres 17, Phoenix Golden Eagles 14
1Q: 02:43 VEN - Tony Zendejas 39 field goal
2Q: 12:24 PHO - Alexander Wright 11 pass from Roderick Wright (Jeff Jaeger extra point)
2Q: 05:53 VEN - Tony Zendejas 42 field goal
2Q: 00:48 PHO - Bam Morris 4 run (Jeff Jaeger extra point)
3Q: 01:25 VEN - Curtis Marsh 16 pass from Rick Mirer (Rick Mirer pass to Kevin Washington for conversion)
4Q: 06:11 VEN - Tony Zendejas 29 field goal

Warsaw Foot Ticklers 0, Madrid Larches 24
1Q: 09:53 MAD - Lenny Cassidy 20 pass from Kent Graham (Chip Lohmiller extra point)
2Q: 02:18 MAD - Cedric Tillman 6 pass from Kent Graham (Chip Lohmiller extra point)
3Q: 09:53 MAD - Charlie Garner 2 pass from Ron Evans (Chip Lohmiller extra point)
4Q: 01:21 MAD - Chip Lohmiller 38 field goal

Vienna Cannibals 23, Baltimore Irish 10
1Q: 05:42 VIE - Scott Sisson 35 field goal
2Q: 09:08 VIE - Irv Smith 17 pass from Isaac Comstock (Scott Sisson extra point)
2Q: 05:29 VIE - Scott Sisson 24 field goal
2Q: 03:40 BAL - Barney Bussey 22 interception return (Dean Biasucci extra point)
2Q: 01:00 BAL - Dean Biasucci 24 field goal
3Q: 09:14 VIE - Terrell Davis 10 run (Scott Sisson extra point)
4Q: 01:09 VIE - Scott Sisson 47 field goal

Team StatisticsVIEBAL
Record1-00-1
First Downs1210
- by Rushing53
- by Passing76
- by Penalty01
Total Net Yards199185
- Offensive Plays6463
- Yards per Play3.112.94
Net Rushing Yards10892
- Rushing Attempts3426
- Yards per Rush3.183.54
Net Passing Yards9193
- Att./Comp./Intrcpt25-17-133-14-2
- Gross Passing Yards131120
- Sacks/Yards Lost5/404/27
- Yards per Pass Play3.032.51
Fumbles/Lost4/11/0
3rd Down Conversions4/153/16
- Avg. YtG on 3rd Down6.710.3
4th Down Conversions0/00/2
Penalties/Yards1/56/41
Punt Returns/Yards4/422/22
Kick Returns/Yards2/433/73
Interception Ret./Yards2/441/22
2pt Conversions0/00/0
Red Zone Visits41
- Red Zone TDs/FGs2/20/1
Avg. Drive StartOWN 39OWN 29
Time of Possession32:5927:01
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

jimmy olsen

#13
September 06, 2009, 02:30:40 PM
Quote from: Syt on September 05, 2009, 03:29:22 PM
The inaugural draft was based on the 1995 NFL roster, with high "X Factor", as the game calls randomization.

The results in the draft (which I ran on auto, based on preferences) were not so good:


I added free agent Tom Hodson as QB, Arthur Edward as RDE, Jerry Richmond (LDE), Andrew Peterson (RT), Donald Evans (RDE), Lester Hoyler (LDE), Charles Fletcher (RB); most of them have decent development chances.

We sold 51,000 season tickets for our 70,000 stadium.
Mark Brunell had a good career. Tyrell Davis had a great (but short) one.

EDIT: I have Bledsoe! :w00t:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Syt

#14
September 06, 2009, 02:38:04 PM
I would post more comprehensive game reports, but the table format doesn't really lend itself to forum posts. I found an HTML to SMF code converter, but it's still a bit more work than I care for. :( However, I can post summaries as above and links to HTML reports (also as above) for those interested.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.
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