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That chick from Progressive

Started by Siege, September 03, 2009, 10:28:55 PM

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Siege



Is she hot or what?
She is in every friggin progressive commercial.
She ain't pretty, she ain;t even hot.
I would have never looked at her a second time.
So, what gives?
What makes her call my attention?
As hard as it is for a woman to command my attention...



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Grey Fox

Girl next door thing.

You are way too dense to understand that.
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Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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derspiess

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DontSayBanana

Quote from: derspiess on September 03, 2009, 10:55:54 PM
It makes no sense, but yeah I find her strangely attractive.

http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.html

QuoteSo pine away, in the same brunette-crush way you did with Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" and Velma on "Scooby-Doo."

They broke the article. :(

But yeah. The girl-next-door vibe is strong with her; maybe we're just naturally good at seeing through makeup- the actress is actually pretty good-looking.
Experience bij!

derspiess

Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 03, 2009, 11:32:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 03, 2009, 10:55:54 PM
It makes no sense, but yeah I find her strangely attractive.

http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.html

QuoteSo pine away, in the same brunette-crush way you did with Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" and Velma on "Scooby-Doo."

They broke the article. :(

Okay I missed that part.  Who the bloody hell thinks Velma is in any way hot?  I'm pretty sure she's a dude anyway.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Siege

What?

No fuckin way she is martinus!



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


DisturbedPervert

The Mary Ann analogy is ridiculous.  Mary Ann had a smoking hot body and showed it off in very skimpy clothing.  Mary Ann seems like a girl next door type cause Ginger acted like a slut.

Siege

Who's that Mary Ann chick?

This thread is worthless without pictures.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Korea

I think she's cute but my friend Pimpicus thinks she is smokin. I think he wants to bang her.
I want my mother fucking points!

Siege

She is as cool as the safety dance.
Cool, but I wouldn't try to...you know what.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Tonitrus

Quote from: Siege on September 04, 2009, 12:18:44 AM
Who's that Mary Ann chick?

This thread is worthless without pictures.


Siege

What was that Toni?

Legs?

Since when legs are cool for the sake of legs?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Tonitrus

Quote from: Siege on September 04, 2009, 12:26:02 AM
What was that Toni?

Legs?

Since when legs are cool for the sake of legs?


:unsure:


Siege

Ok, those legs are cool because of the ZZ Top endorsment.
Ohther than that, and those legs would be just one of the mill.
My wife have waaaayyy better legs than those.

Even though she have some veins that I hear western chicks fear.

I don't care about that.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"