Marvel on ice? Marvel-Disney?

[Martinus]

Superman was single for the most part of his career. It is clear that Lois Lane is his beard.

[Martinus]

Well, I suppose you can call Apollo and Midnighter married too. Though probably that does not exactly support your claim, Tim.

Anyway, since when being married meant someone is not gay? Just look at Oscar Wilde.

[Razgovory]

Superman was single for the most part of his career. It is clear that Lois Lane is his beard.

You fucking take that back!

[Neil]

Well, I suppose you can call Apollo and Midnighter married too. Though probably that does not exactly support your claim, Tim.

You probably don't even know who Apollo and the Midnighter are, you backwards fuck.  And no, I wouldn't call them married, because gays can't get married.

Anyway, since when being married meant someone is not gay? Just look at Oscar Wilde.

Almost no superheros are gay.  There is a slightly higher proportion of gays in the support characters, but even then, homosexuality tends to be played for laughs.

On the list I provided, not a single one was gay.

[Vince]

Most superheros aren't single.

Mephisto can easily fix that.     

[Valmy]

Superman was single for the most part of his career. It is clear that Lois Lane is his beard.

Superman would never hide in some closet!  Maybe a phone booth.