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Started by Razgovory, August 25, 2009, 12:30:57 PM

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Razgovory

August 25, 2009, 12:30:57 PM
Saw my Psychiatrist today.  He told me I needed vacation (odd since I don't do anything).  He said I needed to get on a train and go far, far away.

I hate doctors. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Barrister

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August 25, 2009, 12:33:49 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 25, 2009, 12:30:57 PM
Saw my Psychiatrist today.  He told me I needed vacation (odd since I don't do anything).  He said I needed to get on a train and go far, far away.

I hate doctors. :(

You should take the train to Churchill and see the polar bears.

http://www.viarail.ca/en/trains/prairies-and-northern-manitoba/winnipeg-churchill

I think  it's about as "far, far away" as you can get going by train.  :)
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Grey Fox

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August 25, 2009, 12:35:12 PM
Go to Mexico, enjoy the beach & the booze.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Capetan Mihali

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August 25, 2009, 12:36:35 PM
Are you being sectioned?
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Razgovory

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August 25, 2009, 12:43:03 PM
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Strix

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August 25, 2009, 12:47:08 PM
Have you tried the laundry closet? I hear it's lovely this time of year.  :lmfao:
"I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left." - Margaret Thatcher

Razgovory

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August 25, 2009, 01:02:39 PM
Oh.  I don't think so.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

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August 25, 2009, 01:04:43 PM
Go to Europe.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

KRonn

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August 25, 2009, 01:06:57 PM
I guess the doctor is saying you need a change of scenery? You say you don't do anything - I assume you mean work? Regardless if someone is working or what ever, things can still get stale and it's probably a good idea to get away a bit, even if just day trips.

Capetan Mihali

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August 25, 2009, 01:35:52 PM
How about Yakov Smirnoff land?
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

derspiess

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August 25, 2009, 02:39:39 PM
How do you know when your vacation is over? :unsure:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

The Brain

#12
August 25, 2009, 02:48:15 PM
Maybe if you got a job? I work as a consultant in the nuclear field. Should I ask around?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Malthus

#13
August 25, 2009, 03:32:55 PM
She's saying you need out of your rut. Generally a good idea, for everyone.

God knows I need out of mine on occasion.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Jaron

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August 25, 2009, 03:34:30 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 03:32:55 PM
She's saying you need out of your rut. Generally a good idea, for everyone.

God knows I need out of mine on occasion.

Where do you go? Israel?
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