What are you Drinking?

[Fireblade]

[quote-Ideologue]Heroin./quote]

Coke.

We should get together.

..can I come?

[Ideologue]

Yes.

Bring the defibrillator.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Maker's Mark cut with Topo Chico mineral water.

[Fireblade]

A martini.

3 oz New Amsterdam gin, 1/2 oz dry vermouth, a splash of olive juice, shaken with 3 jalapeno-stuffed olives.

PERFECTION.

[Fireblade]

I'd like to note that this thread represents how much I've developed personally since I sired my heir. In the beginning, I admitted that, perhaps, the shittiest beer to have ever touched my lips was "not bad". I lied, Peroni is still fucking terrible and I hope all of Italy goes so broke that those fucking greaseballs are forced to butcher and eat their own mothers with mud-based pasta to survive. While I typed my last post, I realized that i finally found the martini that I'll be drinking for the rest of my life.

Fuck, I'm old.

[fhdz]

Finding "your" martini recipe should be a cause for celebration, not musings on age.

I am drinking Perrier at the moment.

[Razgovory]

I am drinking Chocolate milk.  Cause I'm a pussy.

[Barrister]

Finding "your" martini recipe should be a cause for celebration, not musings on age.

I am drinking Perrier at the moment.

I am partial to a dry gin martini with a twist.   

And for once Fireblade is right - Italian beer is nasty.

[fhdz]

I am partial to a dry gin martini with a twist.   

I like an extra-dirty gin martini with extra olives.

[Lucidor]

Coffee. Goes very well with a cheese sandwich for breakfast.

[Caliga]

I don't make martinis very often, but when I do it's Bombay Sapphire gin and Martini & Rossi dry vermouth.  Stirred, not shaken, with no garnish.

[fhdz]

Languish Lushes: Not Rockin' the Vodka Martinis.

[Fireblade]

Only Russians and underage girls drink vodka.

[Ideologue]

Only Russians and underage girls drink vodka.

FU

Martinis suck in general--they taste like shit, and the glasses are the worst designed thing in alcohol.  There's a place in Greenville that bills itself as a martini bar, and as near as I can tell that's their stock-in-trade.  The only thing it's good for at all is trying to fuck 35 year old women with serious psychological issues and middle-class incomes with which they attempt to buy the appearance of sophistication.

Also, they ran out of free diet cola at work today around noon.  My productivity for the next 7 hours?  Low.

[Ed Anger]

Also, they ran out of free diet cola at work today around noon

That wouldn't have happened in a Libertarian Socialist society.