Obama's limo: Heavy armor, blood bank, night vision

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Admiral Yi

#45
July 06, 2013, 04:23:49 PM
Ah.

No need to spaz out about it.

Eddie Teach

#46
July 06, 2013, 04:26:29 PM
He came back and said "I feel as healthy as a bull moose" IIRC.
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katmai

#47
July 06, 2013, 04:34:07 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 06, 2013, 04:23:49 PM
Ah.

No need to spaz out about it.

Don't tell me what i can and can't spaz out about!!!
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Siege

#48
July 07, 2013, 07:24:52 AM
Quote from: Jacob on July 05, 2013, 12:41:56 PM
What's the significance of the picture of the lump of concrete and the flattened water bottle?

That piece of concrete is an IED. Basicly you build the IED and then case it in concrete, leaving the wiring facing the ground, to use the dirt to cover the wires.


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CountDeMoney

#49
July 07, 2013, 07:34:01 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 07, 2013, 07:24:52 AM
That piece of concrete is an IED. Basicly you build the IED and then case it in concrete, leaving the wiring facing the ground, to use the dirt to cover the wires.

I think the President's motorcade would be long gone by the time the concrete dries.

katmai

#50
July 08, 2013, 12:22:44 AM
It's a fast drying concrete!
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Valmy

#51
July 08, 2013, 12:42:34 AM
Quote from: Viking on July 06, 2013, 03:57:30 AM
Out of the 44 US presidents, 4 have been assassinated, 2 have been injured in assassination attempts and there have been at least 20 attempts to kill sitting or former US presidents. This is not an issue of the president not being replaceable, it is a matter of Workplace Health and Safety. No other job in the world has a 9% death rate by murder.

Yeah but most of that is historical information.  All four were assassinated in the same 100 year period and it has been 50 years since the last one.  It has been 30 years since a President has even been injured.  I think that is a pretty good run for most jobs in the world.
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Razgovory

#52
July 08, 2013, 02:45:00 AM
I don't quite get why Scip is upset about it.
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Eddie Teach

#53
July 08, 2013, 08:19:15 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 08, 2013, 12:42:34 AM
Yeah but most of that is historical information.  All four were assassinated in the same 100 year period and it has been 50 years since the last one.  It has been 30 years since a President has even been injured.  I think that is a pretty good run for most jobs in the world.

That's because we spend the money to protect them now.
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derspiess

#54
July 08, 2013, 10:32:18 AM
Quote from: The Brain on July 05, 2013, 12:30:27 PM
He's not gonna drive in Detroit. Chillax.

The copper disk would get stolen and sold for scrap there before the IED would go off in any case.
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garbon

#55
July 09, 2013, 08:42:39 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 08, 2013, 02:45:00 AM
I don't quite get why Scip is upset about it.

Because money is being spent to protect the president. That's reprehensible!
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Siege

#56
July 09, 2013, 02:36:38 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 09, 2013, 08:42:39 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 08, 2013, 02:45:00 AM
I don't quite get why Scip is upset about it.

Because money is being spent to protect the president. That's reprehensible!

Agreed. Good point.


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