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Started by Jacob, January 06, 2026, 12:24:03 PM

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Legbiter

#780
February 20, 2026, 09:10:42 PM
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on February 20, 2026, 04:58:06 AMOf the people? Or hunting the people?

He's very popular. Not in the Epstein files unlike the cucked Norwegian Crown Prince and his...good-times Consort.. He just got a boost from the Winter Olympics being an overenthusiastic boomer up in the stands cheering on the Swedish side. The Brain likes him, that's enough for me. :contract:
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Legbiter

#781
February 21, 2026, 09:14:32 PM


Greenlanders can now have their gangrenous limbs amputated and their syphilis treated with antibiotics courtesy of the burgers.
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Valmy

#782
February 21, 2026, 09:16:36 PM
What the hell is he talking about? Why would the governor of Louisiana be sending something to Greenland?
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viper37

#783
February 21, 2026, 09:58:19 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 21, 2026, 09:16:36 PMWhat the hell is he talking about? Why would the governor of Louisiana be sending something to Greenland?
I had to look deep for this.

There's a US submarine in trouble near Greenland.

QuoteHowever, earlier on Saturday, Danish military officials said a medical emergency aboard an American submarine in Arctic waters prompted an international rescue mission.
That appeared to have been the closest thing to a health emergency on the island.


Seems like the crew was transferred to local Greenland hospital and a ship is going to evacuate them.
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Tonitrus

#784
February 21, 2026, 10:03:40 PM
Quote from: viper37 on February 21, 2026, 09:58:19 PMSeems like the crew was transferred to local Greenland hospital and a ship is going to evacuate them.

One crew member...

https://www.reuters.com/world/denmarks-joint-arctic-command-evacuates-us-submarine-crew-member-greenlandic-2026-02-21/

grumbler

#785
February 21, 2026, 10:07:26 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 21, 2026, 09:16:36 PMWhat the hell is he talking about? Why would the governor of Louisiana be sending something to Greenland?

Who knows WTF he is talking about.  The ship in his image, USNS Mercy is in the shipyard undergoing renovation, so not available in any case.

The governor of Louisiana is also, for some bizarre reason, also the "special US envoy to Greenland."
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viper37

#786
February 21, 2026, 10:32:57 PM
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

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grumbler

#787
February 21, 2026, 10:42:44 PM
Quote from: viper37 on February 21, 2026, 10:32:57 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on February 21, 2026, 10:03:40 PM
Quote from: viper37 on February 21, 2026, 09:58:19 PMSeems like the crew was transferred to local Greenland hospital and a ship is going to evacuate them.

One crew member...

https://www.reuters.com/world/denmarks-joint-arctic-command-evacuates-us-submarine-crew-member-greenlandic-2026-02-21/
So, not even a ship.   :wacko:



To be fair, he did say "boat," not ship.
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