Erin Andrews Video

[Valmy]

Were you: raped 

No, even worse, I was a: virgin...until I was 23.  The funniest thing about that was people kept congratulating me for my strong morale fiber and commitment to traditional values...when it was entirely due to incompetence with the opposite gender.

[crazy canuck]

While I find her proportions pleasing, they are quite clearly unnatural. Women that skinny are not going to have such large breasts without implants.

As with DGuller.  You really should get out more.

[Caliga]

No, even worse, I was a: virgin...until I was 23.  The funniest thing about that was people kept congratulating me for my strong morale fiber and commitment to traditional values...when it was entirely due to incompetence with the opposite gender.

:nelson

I had trouble with girls till I got to college.  Then, like magic, the poon started to floweth.

Two reasons for the changeover.  1) I grew facial hair which made my face look less fat and covered up the troublesome acne on my chin, and 2) Jewesses.

[Caliga]

My Facebook review = completed.  Well, that was interesting.

[HVC]

My Facebook review = completed.  Well, that was interesting.

Interesting = Crushed memories, right?

[derspiess]

While I find her proportions pleasing, they are quite clearly unnatural. Women that skinny are not going to have such large breasts without implants.

I don't think they're out of proportion with her hips.  I wouldn't consider her top-heavy at all (not that there's anything wrong with that).

[Eddie Teach]

I had trouble with girls till I got to college.  Then, like magic, the poon started to floweth.

You had 2 girlfriends and married the second one. I guess the secret to flowing poon is monogamy?

[Caliga]

@HVC
No, not at all... although oddly I didn't see profiles for any of the chicks I was thinking of.

But what I did see flies in the face of 'conventional wisdom' that the "hot chicks" in high school get fat and ugly.  On the contrary, the girls who were hot in high school are either still as hot now as they were then, or in fact even hotter than before.  Alot of the girls who were on the plain side have become hot too.

Possible counterpoints to this finding:

• Women tend to only post their very best shots on Facebook for their user profile, so maybe the photos are not representative of how they ordinarily look.
  
• Ugly chicks are embarassed by that fact, so either don't have a profile at all or post a pic of their stupid kids (it angers me when people post a pic or their kids/pets instead of their faces).

[Caliga]

I had trouble with girls till I got to college.  Then, like magic, the poon started to floweth.

You had 2 girlfriends and married the second one. I guess the secret to flowing poon is monogamy?

Two girlfriends != only two girls who were messed around with.

[Eddie Teach]

I don't think they're out of proportion with her hips.  I wouldn't consider her top-heavy at all (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Ok, ok. Statement withdrawn.

[derspiess]

My Facebook review = completed.  Well, that was interesting.

I was gonna warn you not to do it.  I was horrified to see what had become of some girls, some of whom I knew & some I was just acquainted with.

On the other hand, there was one gal who was an unattractive (to me, anyway, even though she was semi-popular & a cheerleader), freckly beanpole & now looks gorgeous.

[Caliga]

One of the girls from my highschool class friended me out of the blue a few months back.  I barely knew her then (she was very quiet) but remembered her as fat and kinda ugly.  I was like "I wonder what Jessica wants with me" but accepted the friend request anyway and clicked through to her profile.

My initial thought after thumbing through her photos was "Why the fuck didn't I get to know her better?"  HOTT as fuck now.

But then I noticed that she's now an elementary school teacher

[derspiess]

I ran across my first girlfriend (from 9th grade) last week.  She lives in Hawaii, has an odd last name and is so fat I'd never recognize her. 

[Ed Anger]

One of the girls from my highschool class friended me out of the blue a few months back.  I barely knew her then (she was very quiet) but remembered her as fat and kinda ugly.  I was like "I wonder what Jessica wants with me" but accepted the friend request anyway and clicked through to her profile.

My initial thought after thumbing through her photos was "Why the fuck didn't I get to know her better?"  HOTT as fuck now.

But then I noticed that she's now an elementary school teacher

HOLY FUCK THAT IS HOT. Teachers = wild in the sack.

[Caliga]

HOLY FUCK THAT IS HOT. Teachers = wild in the sack.

My mother is a teacher

OTOH, this girl is engaged to a dentist who looks like he's about 60.  HELLO, DADDY ISSUES.