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Started by Josquius, February 15, 2022, 03:05:33 PM

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Do dwarf women have beards?

100% definitely yes
3 (16.7%)
They most likely do
5 (27.8%)
Both sides are valid
5 (27.8%)
They most likely don't
2 (11.1%)
100% definitely not
1 (5.6%)
My 3rd grade teacher Mrs Peters was under 5 foot and had a beard
2 (11.1%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Josquius

Interesting to see a lot of complaints about the LOTR trailer seem to be focusing on this.
What say you?
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HVC

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Maximus

Dwarves are asexual and there are no dwarven women.

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I think everyone should be greatly concerned about the precise physical appearance of mythical beings in works of fiction.  It truly is the most momentous issue of our times.
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mongers

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The Brain

My impression is generally no, but I haven't seen a lot of dwarf women in the flesh.
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Jacob

I guess I can be convinced that Tolkien might have pictured them as bearded. On the other hand, my preference is that they're not. As such, I voted "both sides."

Malthus

Depends on what kind of fantasy setting we are talking about ...  :hmm:
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The Brain

Quote from: Malthus on February 15, 2022, 05:26:52 PM
Depends on what kind of fantasy setting we are talking about ...  :hmm:

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Caliga

I thought there was a reference to them having beards in The Hobbit. :hmm:
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Eddie Teach

I thought it was that some of them had beards and some didn't.
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grumbler

Dwarven women got their beards from the same source as Jewish women.



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Josquius

Quote from: grumbler on February 15, 2022, 09:51:02 PM
Dwarven women got their beards from the same source as Jewish women.





A theory which actually seems very possible from the available evidence.
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merithyn

Quote from: Maximus on February 15, 2022, 03:40:30 PM
Dwarves are asexual and there are no dwarven women.

Tolkien specifically states that 1/3 of the dwarvish population are women in the appendices of LOTR. Beyond that, asexual doesn't mean no gender. There's an argument to be made that a large portion of the dwarven population are asexual, but that doesn't mean that there are no dwarven women.

I voted that they likely had beards.
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Valmy

Now I haven't reviewed everything Tolkein wrote down on this subject but my understanding is that Tolkein dwarf females have beards.
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