London Mayoral Election

[Sheilbh]

Nominations closed today.

There are a lot of crazy independent candidates so I have tried to narrow it down a little - but also quite arbitrarily

Edit: No idea how to edit that last picture

[Josquius]

[Sheilbh]

Is the correct answer.

[The Brain]

Does the third come with Inspector Lewis?

[Duque de Bragança]

Can't see the face of the last one, picture is too big and not centered.

[Sheilbh]

Does the third come with Inspector Lewis?

Alas, no.

Can't see the face of the last one, picture is too big and not centered.

Here you go.

[Admiral Yi]

Not a lot of competition, is there?

#1 is the poster child for the perils of English teef.

#2 was clearly put forward because of his looks.  Lib-Dem?

3 and 4 both look like wankers trying to win the wanker vote.

5 looks like a Corbyn clone.

6 looks like a well intentioned and slightly diml 2nd grade teacher.

7 who cares

8 looks like a sleazy UKIP property developer from central casting.

So it's down to Khan and mystery man.

[celedhring]

First lady looks really wholesome, I presume she's somehow going to be BNP or some shit but I voted for her 

I mean, I should vote Khan, and probably would if I were a Londoner, but where's the fun in that?

[Razgovory]

I'll vote for the guy who looks like Noam Chomsky.  A guy who walks around in public like that has probably spent all his insanity on the outside and doesn't any insanity left inside.

[Valmy]

The third guy looks like a tool but he is on a double decker bus so

The fourth guy looks like he is walking away from London as it burns in the background.

I will vote guy #2. His suit is more pleasing to me than Khan's tux.

[Sheilbh]

I will vote guy #2. His suit is more pleasing to me than Khan's tux.

I'm a huge fan of Khan dressing as Bond

I sat next to Sadiq on the tube once and he is an astonishingly tiny person.

Although that's been my experience of almost every slightly famous person I've interacted with (exceptions: Bill Nighy and Richard Ayoade who are normal heights).

[Sheilbh]

I mean, I should vote Khan, and probably would if I were a Londoner, but where's the fun in that?

Well in London you get two votes - so in round one you can vote your heart/for fun and in round two vote Labour

[The Brain]

I will vote guy #2. His suit is more pleasing to me than Khan's tux.

I'm a huge fan of Khan dressing as Bond

I sat next to Sadiq on the tube once and he is an astonishingly tiny person.

Although that's been my experience of almost every slightly famous person I've interacted with (exceptions: Bill Nighy and Richard Ayoade who are normal heights).

How did you interact with Richard Ayoade?

[Sheilbh]

Made him a coffee.

I used to work in a cafe in a very pretty historic building that was often used for filming/hosting things, although I think he was just there with family for breakfast. The most fun was the time a Bollywood production decided to film a musical number in the building

[The Brain]

Isn't he just the dreamiest?