Purple Monkey Dishwasher (was 2024 Election joke thread)

Started by Barrister, January 20, 2021, 01:54:12 PM

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Barrister

Too soon?



Yes, who am I kidding - of course it's too soon (although I note Trump did not, as he threatened to, announce his 2024 campaign today).

Instead, here's a stock photo of some cute puppies for your enjoyment.

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Tonitrus

There should be a US Election-2022 thread first.  :mad:

Valmy

Yang 2024?

Though I hope he will be serving as Mayor of New York by that point :hmm:

It will be another open election like 2016. I hope the Democrats don't try to present Kamala as the heir apparent and have a real race.

The Republicans are going to do something horrifying I am sure. I would like to think this will be a return to normalcy for them but without a rather unlikely Democratic sweep in 2022 I bet we have Trumpists and people who think the other Trumpists are not Trumpist enough.
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The Brain

There is a very real possibility that Kamala will be the sitting president. Would the Democrats pick someone else in that situation?
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Barrister

Quote from: Valmy on January 20, 2021, 02:02:40 PM
It will be another open election like 2016. I hope the Democrats don't try to present Kamala as the heir apparent and have a real race.

Unless Harris turns out to be a disaster as Veep, the Dem nominee in 2024 will be either Biden or Harris.  It will not be an "open" election.
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celedhring

So, are we taking for granted Biden won't run for reelection? I believe the dems will try to set up a Harris coronation if that's indeed the case.

Caliga

Quote from: The Brain on January 20, 2021, 02:09:00 PM
There is a very real possibility that Kamala will be the sitting president. Would the Democrats pick someone else in that situation?
Probably not... it's very rare for a sitting Prezidizzle to be primaried.
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Valmy

Quote from: celedhring on January 20, 2021, 02:13:00 PM
So, are we taking for granted Biden won't run for reelection? I believe the dems will try to set up a Harris coronation if that's indeed the case.

He already said he would be a one term President I thought. He wants to be a bridge to the next generation of Democratic leaders.

Not sure if the rank and file Democrats are as eager for that next generation to be Kamala Harris as he is :P

But we'll see. The party proclaiming the person Democrats should vote for still carries a ton of weight in the party, as you can see how things went once Jim Clyburn announced that Biden should be the guy.
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garbon

Quote from: Barrister on January 20, 2021, 01:54:12 PM
Too soon?



Yes, who am I kidding - of course it's too soon (although I note Trump did not, as he threatened to, announce his 2024 campaign today).

Instead, here's a stock photo of some cute puppies for your enjoyment.



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Barrister

Quote from: celedhring on January 20, 2021, 02:13:00 PM
So, are we taking for granted Biden won't run for reelection? I believe the dems will try to set up a Harris coronation if that's indeed the case.

Biden never committed himself either way.  But he will be 82 at this time in 4 years.  But I suspect if he feels up for it in 2023 he might consider it.
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DGuller

Quote from: celedhring on January 20, 2021, 02:13:00 PM
So, are we taking for granted Biden won't run for reelection?
Biden is still pretty young for a Democratic politician, so you never know.

Valmy

Quote from: Barrister on January 20, 2021, 02:16:47 PM
Quote from: celedhring on January 20, 2021, 02:13:00 PM
So, are we taking for granted Biden won't run for reelection? I believe the dems will try to set up a Harris coronation if that's indeed the case.

Biden never committed himself either way.  But he will be 82 at this time in 4 years.  But I suspect if he feels up for it in 2023 he might consider it.

Oh? I thought he had.
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Valmy

Quote from: DGuller on January 20, 2021, 02:17:27 PM
Quote from: celedhring on January 20, 2021, 02:13:00 PM
So, are we taking for granted Biden won't run for reelection?
Biden is still pretty young for a Democratic politician, so you never know.

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Barrister

Quote from: garbon on January 20, 2021, 02:16:18 PM
Kick rocks.

I meant this as a joke thread (hence the puppies).  I'm kind of surprised people actually want to discuss the topic.

I'll probably rename the thread title to something inane in a bit to let it die.
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