Coronavirus Sars-CoV-2/Covid-19 Megathread

[Valmy]

It would be a delicious irony if it only hit men in Iran and women were protected by their religiously mandated Hazmat suits.

It would show the wisdom of Allah's prophet 

[Crazy_Ivan80]

It would be a delicious irony if it only hit men in Iran and women were protected by their religiously mandated Hazmat suits.

the Covid-Revolution!

[Barrister]

Is it bad of me to hope that Ayatollah Khamenei (who is 80) gets Covid-19?  He was exposed to that Vice-President who has come down with it...

[Valmy]

Is it bad of me to hope that Ayatollah Khamenei (who is 80) gets Covid-19?  He was exposed to that Vice-President who has come down with it...

As a Christian? Yes. Where is your compassion? Love your enemies

As a secular person? No. Fuck that guy.

[Maximus]

Would his replacement be better?

[The Minsky Moment]

Is it bad of me to hope that Ayatollah Khamenei (who is 80) gets Covid-19?

Yes. What is wrong with you?

Any decent person would want an anvil to drop on him from a high distance.  Far more certain that way.

[Maximus]

We have an agency-wide telework day this Friday to assess capability for large-scale telework.

[Valmy]

Would his replacement be better?

Unknown

But this is about pettiness Max.

[Maximus]

Carry on then.

[merithyn]

I'm not dying. No tests done. I likely have "a flu virus", but they don't know what kind, don't see a need to do any tests,  and only the CDC has a test for the COVID-19 anyway.

If I get worse, go back. Otherwise, go home, rest, and stay away from people.

[Tamas]

 

[merithyn]

I'm not that sick. I only went in because my roommate is a waiter who serves primarily the elderly. I also take public transit every day. I was trying to be responsible.

[Richard Hakluyt]

Is it bad of me to hope that Ayatollah Khamenei (who is 80) gets Covid-19?

Yes. What is wrong with you?

Any decent person would want an anvil to drop on him from a high distance.  Far more certain that way.

One of those Acme 10-ton weights would do the trick 

[Valmy]

I'm not dying. No tests done. I likely have "a flu virus", but they don't know what kind, don't see a need to do any tests,  and only the CDC has a test for the COVID-19 anyway.

If I get worse, go back. Otherwise, go home, rest, and stay away from people.

How...reassuring.

[Duque de Bragança]

Is it bad of me to hope that Ayatollah Khamenei (who is 80) gets Covid-19?

Yes. What is wrong with you?

Any decent person would want an anvil to drop on him from a high distance.  Far more certain that way.

One of those Acme 10-ton weights would do the trick 

Insh'Allah?