Who is Disturbed Pervert?

[The Brain]

Yes, and his spoken english is actually quite good. He also speaks Bahasa Indonesia. He runs several businesses, including a newspaper, and employs more than 4000 people in total.

But that's in Indonesia. Why doesn't he take a stab at doing business in a real country? Is he afraid he won't cut it?

[Richard Hakluyt]

I guess the two wives thing wouldn't go down to well back home in Europe.

Also, his line of work is rather boring back here; there is no chance at all of one's office being attacked by a screaming horde of kris-wielding headhunting Dyaks with only the contents of the stationery cupboard and a few potted plants to defend onself with.

[Viking]

Slargos is in Thailand right now, intending to meet up. So we can ask him if he is real.

[bogh]

But that's in Indonesia. Why doesn't he take a stab at doing business in a real country? Is he afraid he won't cut it?

Somewhat poor in taste, but pretty funny regardless.

[Slargos]

After having shared a few evenings of hard carousing with the fellow, I feel I am most qualified in expanding on the subject.

I can confirm the following:

DP is indeed a sock of BMO's.
He actually comes from South Africa.
He fled to Thailand when his farm was destroyed by marauding mooncrickets.
He runs a teddy bear factory in Chiang Mai.
His real name is Jason.
The entire indonesian storyline was an elaborate long-troll.

Sorry for busting your cover, DP, but I feel compelled to reveal the Truth.

[DisturbedPervert]

They'll never find your body.

[Ed Anger]

He runs a teddy bear factory in Chiang Mai.

MY DREAM JOB.

[Siege]

After having shared a few evenings of hard carousing with the fellow, I feel I am most qualified in expanding on the subject.

I can confirm the following:

DP is indeed a sock of BMO's.
He actually comes from South Africa.
He fled to Thailand when his farm was destroyed by marauding mooncrickets.
He runs a teddy bear factory in Chiang Mai.
His real name is Jason.
The entire indonesian storyline was an elaborate long-troll.

Sorry for busting your cover, DP, but I feel compelled to reveal the Truth.

   Are you for real?

South Africa?
From where?

[Zanza]

He's from Berkeley, South Africa.

[Grey Fox]

After having shared a few evenings of hard carousing with the fellow, I feel I am most qualified in expanding on the subject.

I can confirm the following:

DP is indeed a sock of BMO's.
He actually comes from South Africa.
He fled to Thailand when his farm was destroyed by marauding mooncrickets.
He runs a teddy bear factory in Chiang Mai.
His real name is Jason.
The entire indonesian storyline was an elaborate long-troll.

Sorry for busting your cover, DP, but I feel compelled to reveal the Truth.

   Are you for real?

South Africa?
From where?

Dude, sometime I think you're Chinese.

[Eddie Teach]

Dude, sometime I think you're Chinese.

He may be Chinese sometimes, but you're always French. 

[Grey Fox]

Dude, sometime I think you're Chinese.

He may be Chinese sometimes, but you're always French. 

Like Asian, he has absolutely no concept of Sarcasm.