Signs of the Mahdi

[Zanza]

Because your average german is a patronizer mothefucker, that see Israel as making "the same mistakes" they did.
Some times I WISH they were right.
We would be doing the world a favor.

I can't speak for the average German, but I don't think Israel is doing "the same mistakes", but rather it has every right to defend itself. The West Bank settlements are stupid though.

However your opinions are a different matter. When you change a couple of words, you could also be a communist revolutionary killing people in the name of progress or a nazi killing people in the name of racial purity or an Islamist on jihad. You are  restrained by the civil society in which you live, but if you lived in less civilized times I fear that you would be a barbarian killing his perceived enemies left and right.

[Josquius]

Sounds like he's going to visit another planet. Is this; inspiration for Dune? (really does seem it)

[The Brain]

Is this; inspiration for Dune? (really does seem it)

No wai!!

[Josquius]

Is this; inspiration for Dune? (really does seem it)

No wai!!

Whey I dunno. I'm not a big Dune fan, have never read up on its developmental history.
So it actually is?

If so then...hmm...Dune really does seem a somewhat accurate representation of this prophesy coming through. Its the only way it could.

[Martinus]

This is too good.
That Dajjal dude its suppossed to have the arab word "kafir" (atheist) written on his forehead. "K'fir" is a hebrew word that means lion cub, which in judaism is the symbol of the jewish messiah. So basicly the jewish messiah is going to be some sort of "anti-christ" for the muslims. 


(The parenthesis are mine)






Signs of his coming
The following signs are ascribed to Ali in the forthcoming of Dajjal:^[6]   

• People will stop offering prayers  (atheism?)
• Dishonesty will be the way of life  (honesty in islam means no business)
• Falsehood will become a virtue   (sure, eye of the beholder)
• People will mortgage their faith for worldly gains   (ah, yeah. That.)
• Usury and bribery will become legitimate   (banking, credit cards?)
• Imbeciles would rule over the wise  (Dubya?)
• Blood of innocents would be shed    (Define innocent)
• Pride will be taken on acts of oppression   (like, invading Lebanon, or Iraq?)
• The rulers will be corrupt    (When haven't been they?)
• The scholars will be hypocrites  (Theory of evolution??!!)
• Adultery will be rampant   (current western life-style)
• Women will dress like men, and men will dress like women   (   jeans, shorts, t-shirts?)
• The liars and treacherous will be respected   (Obama?)
• There will be acute famine at the time   (Oh wait, this haven't pass yet, evah.)

[edit] Defeat and death:  Some hadith narrations claim that The Mahdi will arrange a Muslim army, and will be on the verge of leading the Muslims in morning prayer when Prophet Isa will descend and kill the Dajjal (Abu-Umamah / Ibn Majah).^[7] Shia Islam Twelvers believe that Dajjal will be killed by Muhammad al-Mahdi^[8][9]Signs of his coming
^{The following signs are ascribed to Ali in the forthcoming of Dajjal:[6]}

All religions and mythologies have similar signs of the "apocalypse". It's the metaphysical equivalent of "kids these days" rants.

Are you posting this for any particular reason? Because this doesn't seem like a unique trait of muslims - Christians and Jews are similarly retarded.

[Martinus]

Why do things always get weird between a German and a Jew?

We need more Poles.

[Martinus]

I know my fucking history.

Not a big feat, considering you are barren, and thus it's pretty uneventful, most likely.

[Neil]

The scholars will be hypocrites  (Theory of evolution??!!)

The theory of evolution has nothing to do with hypocrisy.

[Neil]

Do you even understand what it means for a woman to wear a hijab in a FREE western society?

I don't think you do.  You have no conception of a free western society.

[Siege]

Do you even understand what it means for a woman to wear a hijab in a FREE western society?

I don't think you do.  You have no conception of a free western society.

Better than you do.
I am free to live my life as I see fit, as long as my freedoms don't affect my fellow citizens.

This is a concept worth fighting for.

[Siege]

The scholars will be hypocrites  (Theory of evolution??!!)

The theory of evolution has nothing to do with hypocrisy.

It does, in the sense that you need to have faith in it.

[Siege]

I know my fucking history.

Not a big feat, considering you are barren, and thus it's pretty uneventful, most likely.

A day in my life is more eventful than a year in yours.

Well, it depends of the day. Yesterday was very uneventfull.

[Siege]

Why do things always get weird between a German and a Jew?

We need more Poles.

You can stroke my pole if you wish.

[PDH]

I am waiting to see signs of the Acropolis some day.

[Cerr]

The theory of evolution has nothing to do with hypocrisy.

It does, in the sense that you need to have faith in it.

Why would someone need to have 'faith' in the theory of evolution? Do you know anything at all about science?