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Started by Josephus, February 14, 2017, 08:38:25 PM

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Josephus

February 14, 2017, 08:38:25 PM
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

11B4V

#1
February 14, 2017, 08:41:02 PM
IT'S JUST SKIN...MAN
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Habbaku

#2
February 14, 2017, 11:33:11 PM
Quotea satin blindfold, a scalp tingler, and a feather tickler

OH MAN, SO RACY
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

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-J. R. R. Tolkien

Valmy

#3
February 15, 2017, 07:46:30 PM
Well geez it is a one time joke promotion stunt. Besides an entire gimp suit wouldn't fit in those little boxes.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

#4
February 15, 2017, 08:30:24 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 15, 2017, 07:46:30 PM
Well geez it is a one time joke promotion stunt. Besides an entire gimp suit wouldn't fit in those little boxes.

lol, gimps in boxes GET IT

They'd have to do it like McDonald's Monopoly, you'd have to work to collect the whole set.

Ed Anger

#5
February 15, 2017, 09:54:17 PM
I GOT A FLESHLIGHT
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#6
February 15, 2017, 09:58:04 PM
PM me your Amazon Prime review.

CountDeMoney

#7
February 15, 2017, 11:08:27 PM
Holy shit I had no idea there were so many fleshlights available on Amazon.

MadBurgerMaker

#8
February 15, 2017, 11:20:07 PM Last Edit: February 15, 2017, 11:22:27 PM by MadBurgerMaker
 :lol:  The shit Amazon offers you on the front page is going to be fun now.

TOP PICKS FOR YOU:

<dildos, Chinese ripoff fleshlights, etc>

E:  And now mine is going to be fucked up too.

CountDeMoney

#9
February 15, 2017, 11:28:58 PM
SON OF A

Josephus

#10
February 16, 2017, 08:00:22 AM
Do I want to know what a Fleshlight is?

Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

CountDeMoney

#11
February 16, 2017, 08:01:02 AM
Yes.  Yes, you do.

The Brain

#12
February 16, 2017, 04:45:55 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 16, 2017, 08:00:22 AM
Do I want to know what a Fleshlight is?

You should keep one in the house for emergencies.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Admiral Yi

#13
February 16, 2017, 04:50:01 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 16, 2017, 08:00:22 AM
Do I want to know what a Fleshlight is?

You might be more familiar with the name Jackumatic.

Josephus

#14
February 16, 2017, 09:39:40 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 16, 2017, 04:50:01 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 16, 2017, 08:00:22 AM
Do I want to know what a Fleshlight is?

You might be more familiar with the name Jackumatic.

No.

And I've decided Im not gonna look it up. Gonna remain innocent.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011
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