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Started by Maladict, December 19, 2016, 03:18:21 PM

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Admiral Yi

#15
December 19, 2016, 03:46:29 PM
Quote from: viper37 on December 19, 2016, 03:45:56 PM
a joke about the size of the Turkish minority in Germany.

Asoka

viper37

#16
December 19, 2016, 03:47:12 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 03:45:29 PM
Good.  Hope he enjoys his four years in prison :angry:
that's 15 for Germany.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

derspiess

#17
December 19, 2016, 03:49:09 PM
Dang.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

jimmy olsen

#18
December 19, 2016, 09:53:37 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

mongers

#19
December 19, 2016, 09:54:57 PM
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

CountDeMoney

#20
December 19, 2016, 09:55:28 PM
Fucking Viagra spambots.

mongers

#21
December 19, 2016, 09:56:28 PM
It's difficult follow all of the day's terrorist attacks.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

jimmy olsen

#22
December 19, 2016, 09:56:51 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 19, 2016, 09:54:57 PM
Tim already covered here:

http://languish.org/forums/index.php/topic,14566.0.html

Sorry, searched for Germany on the front page. Should have searched Berlin.  :blush:

Mods, please merge this.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

11B4V

#23
December 19, 2016, 10:14:02 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 19, 2016, 09:56:51 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 19, 2016, 09:54:57 PM
Tim already covered here:

http://languish.org/forums/index.php/topic,14566.0.html

Sorry, searched for Germany on the front page. Should have searched Berlin.  :blush:

Mods, please merge this.

No, delete it.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#24
December 19, 2016, 10:16:26 PM
berlin: tainted by Tim.

I'll wake up tomorrow morning and a nuke will go off there.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#25
December 19, 2016, 10:18:22 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 10:14:02 PM
No, delete it.

Now, now...it's the holiday season!

11B4V

#26
December 19, 2016, 10:19:56 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2016, 10:16:26 PM
berlin: tainted by Tim.

I'll wake up tomorrow morning and a nuke will go off there.

They just can't catch a brake.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

jimmy olsen

#27
December 20, 2016, 12:32:25 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

CountDeMoney

#28
December 20, 2016, 12:34:37 AM
Shut up, Meg.

Zanza

#29
December 20, 2016, 01:19:18 AM
:(

Was just a question of time until something like this would happen here. So far our security forces had been very successful and the attackers usually rather inept.
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