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Started by FunkMonk, November 08, 2016, 11:02:57 PM

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mongers

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2018, 08:43:20 PM
I don't think bananas grow in Florida.

I was just languish hedging my bets.


edit:

And this isn't a criticism of you, but apparently the do in Florida, but I don't think a couple of million bucks is of any significance:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_production_in_the_United_States
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mongers

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2018, 09:14:56 PM
You're so hurtful mongers.

What I find odd in that wiki is apparently they grow bananas in Texas:blink:  Must be a hot and humid bit, perhaps Valmy's armpits?
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Valmy

Quote from: mongers on January 23, 2018, 09:16:43 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2018, 09:14:56 PM
You're so hurtful mongers.

What I find odd in that wiki is apparently they grow bananas in Texas:blink:  Must be a hot and humid bit, perhaps Valmy's armpits?

Being hot and humid is what Texas does best.
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mongers

Quote from: Valmy on January 23, 2018, 09:46:18 PM
Quote from: mongers on January 23, 2018, 09:16:43 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2018, 09:14:56 PM
You're so hurtful mongers.

What I find odd in that wiki is apparently they grow bananas in Texas:blink:  Must be a hot and humid bit, perhaps Valmy's armpits?

Being hot and humid is what Texas does best.

Is it a banana republic?  :P
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Valmy on January 23, 2018, 09:46:18 PM
Quote from: mongers on January 23, 2018, 09:16:43 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2018, 09:14:56 PM
You're so hurtful mongers.

What I find odd in that wiki is apparently they grow bananas in Texas:blink:  Must be a hot and humid bit, perhaps Valmy's armpits?

Being hot and humid is what Texas does best.

You've never lived in Florida I bet.
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Valmy

Quote from: Eddie Teach on January 23, 2018, 10:33:06 PM
You've never lived in Florida I bet.

And I am unlikely to baring a lobotomy of some sort.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

mongers

Quote from: Valmy on January 24, 2018, 04:31:28 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on January 23, 2018, 10:33:06 PM
You've never lived in Florida I bet.

And I am unlikely to baring a lobotomy of some sort.

Indeed, but what did you have to sacrifice to get into Texas?
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Valmy

Quote from: mongers on January 24, 2018, 04:37:43 PM
Indeed, but what did you have to sacrifice to get into Texas?

I had to be pushed out of a birth canal.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

mongers

"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Malthus

Quote from: Valmy on January 24, 2018, 07:15:54 PM
Quote from: mongers on January 24, 2018, 04:37:43 PM
Indeed, but what did you have to sacrifice to get into Texas?

I had to be pushed out of a birth canal.

How old were you when they made you do that?  :hmm:
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Trump just offered citizenship for 1.8 million Dreamers in return for slashing legal immigration by half and $25 billion for the WALL. What a fucking cliched supervillain. :rolleyes:

Since the GOP has control all three branches, the Dems are probably going to have to accept it. :bleeding:
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Admiral Yi

What an odd offer.  Trump's campaign was about illegal immigration and Muslim terrorist immigration.  When did he develop a beef with legal immigration in general.

I would take the deal if I were the Dems.  Citizenship is for ever and immigration quotas can be reversed.