What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

[FunkMonk]

That's ok. Fucking up the world with an ill-advised conflict worked wonders for Bush, I am sure Trump will manage to replicate that.

Der Trumpenfuhrer doesn't do replicate.

True. He will do bigger, badder, and uncut.

[Ed Anger]

I think I'm going to get 90 day precriptions for my medications and get them refilled.

Supply chain disruptions ahoy!

[Gups]

Is Trump really challenging his Sec of State to an IQ test duel?

Settle it like a man Trumpie. Smooth bore pistols at 12 paces.

[The Minsky Moment]

War tensions are brewing with nuclear NK.  Spain is on the brink of civil war.  The Iran certification is coming up end of the week.  A major diplomatic spat broke out with Turkey.  The US is still recovering from a brutal hurricane season and a horrific mass murder.  Forest fires are raging through California.

Here's what our President has been focused on the last 24 hours:

+ "Donald Trump proclaims October 9 as Columbus Day"
+  The NFL getting tax breaks
+  Jemele Hill is hurting ESPN's ratings
+  A book plug for "Art of the Donald: Lessons From America's Philosopher-in-Chief"
+ "Bob Corker  . . . was made to sound a fool"

[Tamas]

War tensions are brewing with nuclear NK.  Spain is on the brink of civil war.  The Iran certification is coming up end of the week.  A major diplomatic spat broke out with Turkey.  The US is still recovering from a brutal hurricane season and a horrific mass murder.  Forest fires are raging through California.

Here's what our President has been focused on the last 24 hours:

+ "Donald Trump proclaims October 9 as Columbus Day"
+  The NFL getting tax breaks
+  Jemele Hill is hurting ESPN's ratings
+  A book plug for "Art of the Donald: Lessons From America's Philosopher-in-Chief"
+ "Bob Corker  . . . was made to sound a fool"

Maybe this is for the best.

[CountDeMoney]

I think I'm going to get 90 day precriptions for my medications and get them refilled.

Supply chain disruptions ahoy!

Better start teaching the broodlings how to do field dressings.

[viper37]

I wonder if he realizes, in all his anti-Latino hate, that his lack of action with Puerto Rico is going to result in the largest influx of Hispanic peoples of his administration when they flee the island with the delicious irony that he won't be able to deport a single one of them.

If a resident from Puerto Rico moves to Miami, does he get the right to vote in the Presidential election like any other US citizens or do they have to wait a few years?

[Admiral Yi]

If a resident from Puerto Rico moves to Miami, does he get the right to vote in the Presidential election like any other US citizens or do they have to wait a few years?

Ricans have full citizenship.  He can vote for president while living in PR.  He just doesn't get to vote for a representative or senator.  Neither could I if I moved to PR.

[Valmy]

Pretty sure he can just vote

I mean he has to register to vote there first of course.

[Valmy]

If a resident from Puerto Rico moves to Miami, does he get the right to vote in the Presidential election like any other US citizens or do they have to wait a few years?

Ricans have full citizenship.  He can vote for president while living in PR.  He just doesn't get to vote for a representative or senator.  Neither could I if I moved to PR.

PR has no electoral votes. I think he can only vote in the Primaries.

[Admiral Yi]

PR has no electoral votes. I think he can only vote in the Primaries.

OK.  My bad.

[CountDeMoney]

Is Trump really challenging his Sec of State to an IQ test duel?

Settle it like a man Trumpie. Smooth bore pistols at 12 paces.

Never bring coal to an oil fight.  Advantage: Exxon Mobil

[Razgovory]

Is Trump really challenging his Sec of State to an IQ test duel?

Settle it like a man Trumpie. Smooth bore pistols at 12 paces.

I thought that was parody when I read that.  I really did.

[jimmy olsen]

Eminem should run against Kid Rock for senate

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/7997428/5-eminem-takedowns-trump-rap-the-storm-bet

But we better give Obama props
'Cause what we got in office now's a kamikaze
That'll probably cause a nuclear holocaust

Trump, when it comes to giving a shit, you're stingy as I am
Except when it comes to having the balls to go against me, you hide 'em
'Cause you don't got the fucking nuts like an empty asylum
Racism's the only thing he's fantastic for

Fuck walkin' on egg shells, I came to stomp
That's why he keeps screamin', "Drain the swamp"
'Cause he's in quicksand

It's like we take a step forwards, then backwards
But this is his form of distraction
Plus, he gets an enormous reaction
When he attacks the NFL so we focus on that
Instead of talking Puerto Rico or gun reform for Nevada
All these horrible tragedies and he's bored and would rather
Cause a Twitter storm with the Packers
Then says he wants to lower our taxes
Then who's gonna pay for his extravagant trips

Back and forth with his fam to his golf resorts and his mansions?
Same shit that he tormented Hillary for and he slandered
Then does it more
From his endorsement of Bannon
Support from the Klansmen
Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that's black
And comes home from Iraq
And is still told to go back to Africa

[Monoriu]

Ok.  People say he is a moron.  That may or may not be true.  But a US president publicly challenging his own Secretary of State to an IQ test almost conclusively proves that he is a moron.