What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

[Valmy]

There are many things to criticize Trump for - but leaving out the "i" in Namibia is not one of them.

Explain. Why not? If Trudeau did this what would you think?

I mean it is not a huge deal but it is a little embarrassing.

I would think the same.  I probably have more regard for Trudeau than I do for Trump.

Obviously you residents of Candia are very tolerant.

I do think you can, and should, criticize your leaders for such lazy and unnecessary errors. You never know when some touchy country will be offended. It is not a huge deal though.

[Grey Fox]

Isn't just a a New York accent pronunciation?

[Valmy]

Um...you will have to ask Minsky about that.

[Jacob]

I would think the same.  I probably have more regard for Trudeau than I do for Trump.

Probably? So you're not sure?

Yikes 

[The Brain]

It's an error that normally only a person who has never talked about Namibia would make. And if there are countries that you've never ever talked about, and you're POTUS...

[Habbaku]

I would think the same.  I probably have more regard for Trudeau than I do for Trump.

Probably? So you're not sure?

Yikes 

No kidding, Jake. How any moderately thinking individual can have more regard for Trump over Trudeau is beyond me. The two are night and day.

[The Minsky Moment]

Isn't just a a New York accent pronunciation?

No. New York pronunciations usually involve adding extra vowels, not deleting them.

[celedhring]

Well clearly he meant Elbonia...er....Namibia.

Mmmm... what about Gambia? Or Zambia?

[Barrister]

I would think the same.  I probably have more regard for Trudeau than I do for Trump.

Probably? So you're not sure?

Yikes 

No kidding, Jake. How any moderately thinking individual can have more regard for Trump over Trudeau is beyond me. The two are night and day.

Nah, I've commented before how they're actually very similar in many ways.

Both rode to power on the strength of fame and personal popularity.  Both had no practical experience in government before becoming leader.  Both made a series of wide-ranging promises that were going to prove impossible to implement (you know Trumps, but Trudeau promised and end to first past te post, was going to increase spending all while having a "tiny $10b deficit, was going to vastly improve relationship with first nations).  Both have fabulous hair.

But yeah, I get it.  I don't like Trudeau, but I don't question his basic human competency.  I do with Trump.

[Savonarola]

And in other crucial news:

Mike Pence's rabbit Marlon Bundo to star in children's book

The Godrabbit:

Donald Trump:  And the Miss America Pageant cancelled my contract, and now Hil is beating me in the polls.  She's beating me bigly.  I'm through, I'm all washed up.  Oh, Godrabbit, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

Marlon Bundo : YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!

[Marlon Bundo slaps Trump.]

Marlon Bundo: What's the matter with you?! Is this how you turned out, a reality show finocchio that cries like a woman?! "Eheheh! What can I do? What can I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous. [pause] You spend time with your family?

Donald Trump: Sure I do.

Marlon Bundo: Good. Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. Come here. You look terrible. I want you to eat. I want you to rest a while. And in a month from now, you're going to be president elect.

Donald Trump: It's too late, the mail in votes have already started.

Marlon Bundo: I'm gonna call Uncle Vlad.  I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Now, you just go outside and enjoy yourself, and, forget about all this nonsense. I want you, I want you to leave it all to me.

[Malthus]

And in other crucial news:

Mike Pence's rabbit Marlon Bundo to star in children's book

The Godrabbit:

Donald Trump:  And the Miss America Pageant cancelled my contract, and now Hil is beating me in the polls.  She's beating me bigly.  I'm through, I'm all washed up.  Oh, Godrabbit, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

Marlon Bundo : YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!

[Marlon Bundo slaps Trump.]

Marlon Bundo: What's the matter with you?! Is this how you turned out, a reality show finocchio that cries like a woman?! "Eheheh! What can I do? What can I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous. [pause] You spend time with your family?

Donald Trump: Sure I do.

Marlon Bundo: Good. Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. Come here. You look terrible. I want you to eat. I want you to rest a while. And in a month from now, you're going to be president elect.

Donald Trump: It's too late, the mail in votes have already started.

Marlon Bundo: I'm gonna call Uncle Vlad.  I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Now, you just go outside and enjoy yourself, and, forget about all this nonsense. I want you, I want you to leave it all to me.

Oh man, that's goddam brilliant. 

[HVC]

There are many things to criticize Trump for - but leaving out the "i" in Namibia is not one of them.

Explain. Why not? If Trudeau did this what would you think?

I mean it is not a huge deal but it is a little embarrassing.

I would think the same.  I probably have more regard for Trudeau than I do for Trump.

only Probably? don't go all Viper on us

[DGuller]

There are many things to criticize Trump for - but leaving out the "i" in Namibia is not one of them.

In writing it could be explained away as a typo. In speech, not so much.

It sure could, if the teleprompter guy is not a good speller.

[Eddie Teach]

For all the many faults Trump has, at least he's not Canadian.

[Grey Fox]

His grand father ran a Hotel in the Yukon.