What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

[MadImmortalMan]

Horses = crazy.

Sea horses = crazy and also wet.

Sea horse fixations are likely a warning sign of borderline maritime personality disorder. And all other cluster B disorders. Avoid.

[Valmy]

So far no Rudy, no Christie and no Newt in the Trump administration. 

Nimble navigator.

Couldn't have happened to a better bunch of guys.

I guess like Spicey I can at least enjoy Trump tormenting people I think suck as he ruins my country.

[derspiess]

It's been ages since we had a good sea horse thread.

But have we had a Sea Monkeys thread??

[Caliga]

So far no Rudy, no Christie and no Newt in the Trump administration. 

Nimble navigator.

Trump enjoys betraying people, just like he's going to betray all of the dumb idiots who voted for him.

[grumbler]

I am awaiting the announcement that A. Wilde Dingo will be named head of the federal Department of Child Protective Services.

[Valmy]

Twitter is literally becoming a primary venue of policymaking now.

Dr. Rand Paul Verified account
‏@RandPaul

I am a no on John Bolton for ANY position in the State Departement and will work to defeat his nomination to any post.

Rand and those types, like Amash, have long announced their ideas and reasoning on social media. It is an interesting window into what they want you to think they think at least

I am curious how these rebels respond. A large percentage of the 'Freedom Caucus' is going to change direction now that their guys fully control everything but I think the hardcore of Amash and Rand will continue their hard line. We will see.

[merithyn]

Deep.

You want deep thought from me? Talk about something I'm interested in. Whining about trump constantly gets what it deserves, one liners and memes.

Hugs and Kisses,

Ed.

I read that to mean "Fuck the Chinese deep", in which case I would have assumed that you would be interested in that, Sparky.

[Tamas]

Twitter is literally becoming a primary venue of policymaking now.

Dr. Rand Paul Verified account
‏@RandPaul

I am a no on John Bolton for ANY position in the State Departement and will work to defeat his nomination to any post.

Rand and those types, like Amash, have long announced their ideas and reasoning on social media. It is an interesting window into what they want you to think they think at least

I am curious how these rebels respond. A large percentage of the 'Freedom Caucus' is going to change direction now that their guys fully control everything but I think the hardcore of Amash and Rand will continue their hard line. We will see.

My fear is that, from an outsider's perspective at least, the old Republican party seems to be gone. They were totally out of sync with their own electorate. They can very realistically draw the conclusion, that never ever in their lifetime will they have such degree of control, even with a loose cannon like Trump in charge. Whatever personal power and money they wanted out of the whole politics thing, this is their moment to grab it.

I think almost all of them will bend over backwards to please Emperor Trump.

[The Minsky Moment]

And fuck, I think Trump is a fucking joke, but you people make want to put on a brown uniform and lynch leftists.

Careful.  Pull stuff like that nowadays you're likely to find yourself the head of an executive branch department.  Way too much stress.

[11B4V]

I am awaiting the announcement that A. Wilde Dingo will be named head of the federal Department of Child Protective Services.

You see the size of that cocka doodle fucking doo? We're in the Trumpland assholes.

[Ideologue]

Would be funny - if unlikely - if they all stepped forward.

I am sooooo converting to Islam if they start a mandatory registry.  Just to be a dick. Insha'allah.

I would even let Languish pick my name.  IBN TURBIN-IZ-BURNIN

Osama Bon Jovi.

[CountDeMoney]

Osama Bon Jovi.

Meh, too controversial.  Would get data captured by both the NSA and the New Jersey Turnpike Authority.

[11B4V]

Osama Bon Jovi.

Meh, too controversial.  Would get data captured by both the NSA and the New Jersey Turnpike Authority.

AbdullahDeSalami

[Jacob]

AbuKitty

[Tamas]

Putin's buddy, the Exxon Mobil chief has been confirmed as secretary of state.

If I lived in the Baltic countries, I would GTFO round about now.