What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

[frunk]

In 4 years I hope that someone writes a primer on being president, with the title "Don't Do What Donny Don't Does".

[11B4V]

We elected Cousin Eddie.

And of course the CAC is still his mouth piece.

[CountDeMoney]

Giuliani pulls name from contention for secretary of state

ExxonMobil CEO Rex Tillerson has emerged as the leading contender for the job.

[11B4V]

  can't be more narcissistic than the boss

"Giuliani started doing interviews with himself, and that bothered people. You never want to be more controversial than the boss," the aide said. "The issue with Trump is you need to close the deal when he's in the mindset. He's not in the Rudy mindset anymore."

[CountDeMoney]

  The issue with Trump is you need to close the deal when he's in the mindset. He's not in the Rudy mindset anymore."

What a fucking meathead.

[HVC]

Not even pres yet and already biting the hands that feed him

[Tonitrus]

Poor people would be cuddled in specially designed farms and their families would receive great benefits. 

I think I sensed The Brain's ears perking up.

[derspiess]

She lost. If you want you can use her concession speech as a free viagra for the next 30 years,

Her concession speech was gracious and statesmanlike (if a little late).  I can't use that.  The rumors of her screaming, crying, and throwing shit when she realized she lost does help though.

derpieceofshit.

Your rage sustains me

[DGuller]

Rage has nothing to do with it.  This is just honest to God pure disgust.

[derspiess]

That works, too.

[DGuller]

You know, the road to becoming a village idiot is one-way.  Once you arrive, there is no going back, just ask Marti. 

There were plenty of people here that, for some reason I could never understand, thought you were a stand-up bloke.  I don't get why you seem so determined to disabuse them of that notion.

[HVC]

Don't go razy on us guller

[Eddie Teach]

You know, the road to becoming a village idiot is one-way.  Once you arrive, there is no going back, just ask Marti. 

There were plenty of people here that, for some reason I could never understand, thought you were a stand-up bloke.  I don't get why you seem so determined to disabuse them of that notion.

I too am saddened by his devotion to one of the great villains of our time. David S. Pumpkins. 

[Legbiter]

So far no Rudy, no Christie and no Newt in the Trump administration. 

Nimble navigator.

[The Minsky Moment]

Trump: CNN reports that I will be working on Apprentice is "fake news"
Conway: President will be working on Apprentice in his spare time