What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

[Norgy]

Who the fuck are you going to send to Norway? Hulk Hogan? Skeletor? Hannibal Lecter? Gaetz? A piece of lefse and a cod? 

Hogan won't go to any climate where it is uncomfortable to remove his shirt.
Skeletor is very sensitive about using that name, please be polite.  He prefers to use the name "Stephen Miller" now
Hannibal Lecter is being kept in reserve to keep an eye on Vance just in case.  No loose ends like Pence last time.
Gaetz is going to the EEOC.
No food items will get ambassadorships unless served on a McDonalds or KFC menu.  The Japan franchises don't count.

That puts my mind at ease. So it will be Pete Hegseth once his confirmation's going down the drain.

Might be Hagar the Horrible, though. I dunno if Trump reads cartoons, with all the tweeting from the toilet.



PS. Serious note. These things worry me. The world needs American diplomacy. Guilfoyle is deeply unqualified. She does get to work up a great tan, and will probably meet a some very nice men there, but for my part, my cup runneth over of WTF. I'd probably shag her, though. Just for kicks. 

[viper37]

Kimberly Guilfoyle: Latest Trump nominee accused of sexual misconduct

Hmm.  At this point, anyone in this administration who's not a pervert?

[Admiral Yi]

Psycho chick Kari Lake will head up VOA.

She's originally from the Quad Cities. 

[Norgy]

Kimberly Guilfoyle: Latest Trump nominee accused of sexual misconduct

Hmm.  At this point, anyone in this administration who's not a pervert?

I am actually waiting for a phone call these next days.

[mongers]

I am actually waiting for a phone call these next days.

Norgy, all these years, you've very successfully kept quiet about being a US tv personality.

[Norgy]

I am more of a perv, but contain multitudes.