What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

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HVC

#25500
May 06, 2020, 01:49:08 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 06, 2020, 07:14:09 AM
Letterman was interviewed on Stern the other day and he said a friend of his "on the inside" told him that the reason Pence didn't wear a mask when he went to the Mayo Clinic was because Trump had told him not to, since he refuses to wear one (makes perfect sense), and the reason why Trump won't wear a mask is because his handlers can't figure out how to get one to stay on him without messing his hair up. :lol:  Since it's Letterman it's likely to be a joke, but I can totally see it being true. :sleep:

Or pence was going for assassination by Covid. Betting on the fact that he's more likely to survive if both him and Trumpster get it :ph34r:
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Sheilbh

#25501
May 06, 2020, 01:57:48 PM
Erm - who thought this music choice was a good idea :blink:
https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1258045356618776576?s=20
Let's bomb Russia!

Syt

#25502
May 06, 2020, 02:01:39 PM
Yeah, I posted that a few dozen posts up. :P
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Sheilbh

#25503
May 06, 2020, 02:03:34 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 06, 2020, 02:01:39 PM
Yeah, I posted that a few dozen posts up. :P
Oops!  :blush:
Let's bomb Russia!

Syt

#25504
May 07, 2020, 07:55:21 AM
Trump now says that he was wearing a mask at the mask factory, and it's not his fault that reporters didn't see him wearing it, and he was wearing it backstage.  :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1258372087770763264?s=20
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Caliga

#25505
May 07, 2020, 08:13:19 AM
The factory has a stage?  Cool. :)
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Razgovory

#25506
May 07, 2020, 06:41:36 PM
Trump's valet has the virus.  Dare I hope?
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mongers

#25507
May 07, 2020, 07:13:54 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 07, 2020, 06:41:36 PM
Trump's valet has the virus.  Dare I hope?

You want the guy's job?

Dressing Donald Trump?  :hmm:
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11B4V

#25508
May 07, 2020, 07:44:03 PM
Quote from: mongers on May 07, 2020, 07:13:54 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 07, 2020, 06:41:36 PM
Trump's valet has the virus.  Dare I hope?

You want the guy's job?

Dressing Donald Trump?  :hmm:

Oh wait till the conspiracies start.
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viper37

#25509
May 07, 2020, 10:24:14 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on May 05, 2020, 07:11:45 PM
Turns out you don't need a wall to halt immigration to the US.  You just need such incompetent management of a pandemic that migrants flee a dysfunctional America for the relative safety of destitute cartel infested Guatemala, etc.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/04/world/americas/coronavirus-migrants.html

QuoteMEXICO CITY — A migrant shelter in southern Mexico called La 72 has for years been a popular way station for those traveling from Central America to the United States. Last year it received a record number of visitors, sometimes sheltering more than 2,000 a month.

In recent weeks, however, that traffic has come to a grinding halt, and even gone into reverse.

Since late March, amid the coronavirus pandemic, no more than 100 migrants have passed through the shelter. And nearly all were heading south, trying to get back to their homes in Central America.

Congrats Donald!  Promises kept!
if he's re-elected, I fear Mexico and Canada will both have to build a wall :(
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#25510
May 07, 2020, 10:47:57 PM
We have catapults.  :ph34r:
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DGuller

#25511
May 07, 2020, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 07, 2020, 06:41:36 PM
Trump's valet has the virus.  Dare I hope?
I think everyone here hopes Smithers recovers as quickly as possible.

jimmy olsen

#25512
May 08, 2020, 04:28:36 AM
Quote from: viper37 on May 07, 2020, 10:24:14 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on May 05, 2020, 07:11:45 PM
Turns out you don't need a wall to halt immigration to the US.  You just need such incompetent management of a pandemic that migrants flee a dysfunctional America for the relative safety of destitute cartel infested Guatemala, etc.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/04/world/americas/coronavirus-migrants.html

QuoteMEXICO CITY — A migrant shelter in southern Mexico called La 72 has for years been a popular way station for those traveling from Central America to the United States. Last year it received a record number of visitors, sometimes sheltering more than 2,000 a month.

In recent weeks, however, that traffic has come to a grinding halt, and even gone into reverse.

Since late March, amid the coronavirus pandemic, no more than 100 migrants have passed through the shelter. And nearly all were heading south, trying to get back to their homes in Central America.

Congrats Donald!  Promises kept!
if he's re-elected, I fear Mexico and Canada will both have to build a wall :(
Too late. Mexico lost 197 people yesterday and have already lost 257 today :(
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Razgovory

#25513
May 08, 2020, 12:38:06 PM
The President has started referring to us all "warriors".  I think he's trying to prepare us for the number of fatalities incurred by ignoring CDC guidelines.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Valmy

#25514
May 08, 2020, 01:01:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 08, 2020, 12:38:06 PM
The President has started referring to us all "warriors".  I think he's trying to prepare us for the number of fatalities incurred by ignoring CDC guidelines.

We must fight to save his re-election chances.

Just kidding...sort of.
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