Sarah Palin resigns Governorship to gear up for 2012

Started by Phillip V, July 03, 2009, 02:27:37 PM

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Razgovory

#45
July 03, 2009, 04:24:24 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
I hope she's not terminally ill, because that would make us all feel like crap.

God willed it.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

crazy canuck

#46
July 03, 2009, 04:29:40 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
I hope she's not terminally ill, because that would make us all feel like crap.

You hope she isnt terminally ill so that 2012 will be another cake walk for the Dems. :P

Ed Anger

#47
July 03, 2009, 04:32:21 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
I hope she's not terminally ill, because that would make us all feel like crap.

You and Keith Olbermann will be sharing a bunk in hell.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

DisturbedPervert

#48
July 03, 2009, 04:37:46 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
I hope she's not terminally ill, because that would make us all feel like crap.

People must be torn up about losing their favorite punching bag.

DGuller

#49
July 03, 2009, 04:41:13 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 03, 2009, 04:23:54 PM
Listening to her speech she doesn't make a lot of sense.
Ok, so it's really Palin speaking.

grumbler

#50
July 03, 2009, 04:43:05 PM
The Palin Song (with apologies to Warren Zevon's "Hit Somebody!")

She was born in Big Beaver by the borderline
She started playing hockey by the time she was nine
Her dad took the hose and froze the back yard
And Little Sarah dreamed she was Rocket Richard
She grew up big and she grew up tough
She saw herself scoring for the Wings or Canucks
But she wasn't that good with a puck

Sarah's real talent was beating people up
Her heart wasn't in it but the crowd ate it up
Through city council runs, and the PTA
She must have racked up more than six KIA
A scout from McCain came down pretty soon
Said, "There's always room on our team for a goon
Gal, we've always got room for a goon"

There were Pawlenties to the left of her
Hucks to the right
A Romney at the blue line looking for a fight
Brains over brawn--that might work for you
But what's an Alaska farm gal to do?
What else can a farm gal from Alaska do?

"Hit somebody!" was what the crowd roared
When Sarah the goon came over the boards
"John," she'd say, "I wanna score debates"
The big guy said "Sarah, remember how you rate
The smart guys get paid, I shoot andI score
Protect me, Sarah, that's what you're here for"

Protection is what you're here for
Protection--it's the stars that score
Protection--kick somebody's ass
Protection--don't give us any sass.
"Hit someone, Sarah!" it rang in her ears
Blood on the trail ran down through the years
The queen of the goons with head fulla turds
A thousand speeches and broken words
She never lost a fight in her icy legislates
But deep inside, Sarah only dreamed of debates
She just wanted one debate.

There was Huckster at the the blue line
Pawlenty at the red
Obama with a stick heading straight for her head
Brains over brawn--that might work for you
But what's an Alaska farm gal to do?
What else can a farm gal from Alaska do?

In her final election, on her final night
Sarah and a Huck goon were pegged for a fight
Thirty seconds left, the poll took a skate
And suddenly Sarah had a shot at a debate

The Dems all committed, Sarah picked her spot
Twenty years of waiting went into that shot
The fans jumped up, the Huck jumped too
And cold-cocked Sarah on his follow through.

The big gal crumbled but she felt all right
'Cause the last thing she saw
was the returns from the polls that night
She saw that heavenly sight

There were Blue Dogs to the left of her
Nazis to the right
A Centrist at the blue line looking for a fight
Take care of your teeth--that might work for you
But what's an Alaska farm gal to do?
What else can a farm gal from Alaska do?

The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Neil

#51
July 03, 2009, 04:49:01 PM
At any rate, this is the end of her, in terms of a run for President.  She'll never be able to move past the fact that she deserted her post as soon as the going got tough.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Sheilbh

#52
July 03, 2009, 04:50:05 PM
I really do find her incredibly difficult to follow.  Especially in this speech which seems to be without notes.  Lord.
Let's bomb Russia!

Martinus

#53
July 03, 2009, 04:52:27 PM
My guess: it's either the retard baby or oil money.

Razgovory

#54
July 03, 2009, 05:02:02 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 03, 2009, 04:37:46 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
I hope she's not terminally ill, because that would make us all feel like crap.

People must be torn up about losing their favorite punching bag.

Few deserved it more.  "I'm not retreating from politics, I'm moving forward in a different direction!" 
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

DGuller

#55
July 03, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 03, 2009, 04:52:27 PM
My guess: it's either the retard baby or oil money.
Am I the only one who cringes when hearing something like "retard baby"?

Neil

#56
July 03, 2009, 05:07:27 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 03, 2009, 04:52:27 PM
My guess: it's either the retard baby or oil money.
Am I the only one who cringes when hearing something like "retard baby"?
It's Martinus.  It's like when a black person calls someone 'nigger'.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Viking

#57
July 03, 2009, 05:08:26 PM
This is great news!! For Alaska and Barack Obama!
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Martinus

#58
July 03, 2009, 05:08:45 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 03, 2009, 04:52:27 PM
My guess: it's either the retard baby or oil money.
Am I the only one who cringes when hearing something like "retard baby"?

No. I cringe when hearing retard babies. But then again I cringe whenever I hear any babies. They should be neither seen, heard nor smelled.

Neil

#59
July 03, 2009, 05:10:56 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 03, 2009, 05:08:45 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 03, 2009, 04:52:27 PM
My guess: it's either the retard baby or oil money.
Am I the only one who cringes when hearing something like "retard baby"?

No. I cringe when hearing retard babies. But then again I cringe whenever I hear any babies. They should be neither seen, heard nor smelled.
You cringe with the difficulty of restraining your sexual desire for pre-sexual humans.  You sick pervert.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.
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