Here's how to talk to women wearing headphones – without being an idiot

Started by garbon, August 31, 2016, 10:56:17 AM

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Martinus

#30
August 31, 2016, 12:47:41 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 31, 2016, 12:30:30 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 31, 2016, 12:29:37 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 31, 2016, 12:20:40 PM
Also, this woman sounds really angry :lol:

Yeah. If a woman ever complains about something, she must be angry.
her original complaint was valid, but like valmy notes she then goes on to list a bunch of random things.

Some Valmy notes are pretty sensible, though.

derspiess

#31
August 31, 2016, 12:48:30 PM
Not gonna be able to help you on this one, Mart :pinch:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#32
August 31, 2016, 12:50:21 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 31, 2016, 12:46:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 31, 2016, 11:45:39 AM
Quote from: derspiess on August 31, 2016, 11:25:53 AM
Back in serious mode, when I worked in a cubicle having my headphones on at my desk meant I needed to focus on what I was working on and should not be interrupted unless it was an emergency.  Amazed me how few people actually got the hint.

Same goes for other situations.  When I was walking around town at lunch and had headphones on, that meant I wasn't really in the mood for small talk.  Oddly enough, the only people who seemed to respect that were homeless beggars.

You need to have a bitchy resting face. I'm always amazed how many people want to talk to my sister or my sister and I when together. On my own, basically no one fucks with me.

Is your sister white? :P

No? Actually she's much darker than me right now. I realize I got a bit of a tan with all my time outdoors in Scotland. :blush:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#33
August 31, 2016, 12:50:59 PM
What are Valmy notes?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#34
August 31, 2016, 12:51:37 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HVC

#35
August 31, 2016, 12:54:23 PM
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

HVC

#36
August 31, 2016, 12:55:11 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 31, 2016, 12:47:41 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 31, 2016, 12:30:30 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 31, 2016, 12:29:37 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 31, 2016, 12:20:40 PM
Also, this woman sounds really angry :lol:

Yeah. If a woman ever complains about something, she must be angry.
her original complaint was valid, but like valmy notes she then goes on to list a bunch of random things.

Some Valmy notes are pretty sensible, though.
is that not a common phrase, did i mess up :unsure:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Valmy

#37
August 31, 2016, 12:57:20 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 31, 2016, 12:50:59 PM
What are Valmy notes?

I thought it was being used a verb there.

I note, you note, he/she/it/Valmy notes
We note, you note, they note
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

#38
August 31, 2016, 01:02:19 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 31, 2016, 11:45:39 AM
You need to have a bitchy resting face. I'm always amazed how many people want to talk to my sister or my sister and I when together. On my own, basically no one fucks with me.

:lol:
Strangers don't ask me for directions or the time, let alone try to strike up a conversation or, heaven forbid, flirt with me;  I have a countenance that everybody thinks I'm scowling, mad and ready to fuck something up. :shrug:

garbon

#39
August 31, 2016, 01:03:54 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 31, 2016, 12:57:20 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 31, 2016, 12:50:59 PM
What are Valmy notes?

I thought it was being used a verb there.

I note, you note, he/she/it/Valmy notes
We note, you note, they note

I know -_-
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#40
August 31, 2016, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 31, 2016, 01:02:19 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 31, 2016, 11:45:39 AM
You need to have a bitchy resting face. I'm always amazed how many people want to talk to my sister or my sister and I when together. On my own, basically no one fucks with me.

:lol:
Strangers don't ask me for directions or the time, let alone try to strike up a conversation or, heaven forbid, flirt with me;  I have a countenance that everybody thinks I'm scowling, mad and ready to fuck something up. :shrug:

Well I'm half black, so half the time I am.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HVC

#41
August 31, 2016, 01:05:37 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 31, 2016, 01:02:19 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 31, 2016, 11:45:39 AM
You need to have a bitchy resting face. I'm always amazed how many people want to talk to my sister or my sister and I when together. On my own, basically no one fucks with me.

:lol:
Strangers don't ask me for directions or the time, let alone try to strike up a conversation or, heaven forbid, flirt with me;  I have a countenance that everybody thinks I'm scowling, mad and ready to fuck something up. :shrug:
Having a shaved head helps keep people away too. Except Mormons. Mormons love me. Guess I look like i'm going to hell.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

CountDeMoney

#42
August 31, 2016, 01:16:26 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 31, 2016, 01:04:30 PM
Well I'm half black, so half the time I am.
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#BitchyThugLife

garbon

#43
August 31, 2016, 01:20:08 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 31, 2016, 01:16:26 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 31, 2016, 01:04:30 PM
Well I'm half black, so half the time I am.

#BitchyThugLife

#EarringsInHand

Side note: What is wrong with you and quotes? You seem to be fucking them up a lot today.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

#44
August 31, 2016, 01:43:12 PM
Stupid iPhone.  My compulsive need to crop quotes comes in direct conflict with the Apple keypad.  :(
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