Zika, drugs, and medals: The Rio Olympics thread

Started by celedhring, July 02, 2016, 04:12:43 AM

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celedhring

July 02, 2016, 04:12:43 AM
I'm actually really looking forward the Olympics. This magical time every 4 years where I take residence on my sofa and watch obscure sports that I usually never give a shit about. I'm not being ironic here, I really love the Olympics. The only minus is that given Brazil's time zone I won't be able to gobble up as much sport as in 2012.

I hope that despite the apparently short odds on something going wrong, nothing goes wrong. So far it looks like Bolt is injured, so we're not off to a good start!

What are languish expectations on this?

jimmy olsen

#1
July 02, 2016, 04:15:54 AM
A mutilated body just washed up on the volleyball beach. I expect fuck ups on at least that level to happen.
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Admiral Yi

#2
July 02, 2016, 04:22:33 AM
I predict the favela gangs will find ingenious, non-criminal ways to make money off wide-eyed tourists.

Duque de Bragança

#3
July 02, 2016, 05:27:23 AM
I'll try to follow the Olympic football tournament and some athletism events.

I am sure the BOPE, the Elite Squad, will be there should any favela gang try to misbehave.

Valmy

#4
July 02, 2016, 02:33:10 PM
Love the Olympics even if I don't have the time to watch it like I used to. And I could theoretically watch more of it because of the time zone :P
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CountDeMoney

#5
July 02, 2016, 03:54:59 PM
The Olympics in a third world cesspool?  CAN NOT WAIT

Valmy

#6
July 02, 2016, 04:16:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2016, 03:54:59 PM
The Olympics in a third world cesspool?  CAN NOT WAIT

Hey! It is part of Putin's BRICS Empire that is going to rule the world.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Brain

#7
July 02, 2016, 04:17:32 PM
The Olympics went downhill after 1912.
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garbon

#8
July 02, 2016, 04:19:02 PM
I'll do the same as I've done for many years, skip it.
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Admiral Yi

#9
July 02, 2016, 04:22:47 PM
I think one aspect in which these games will really shine is in the hottness of the ushers.  Would be cool if they were topless.

The Brain

#10
July 02, 2016, 04:24:19 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2016, 04:22:47 PM
I think one aspect in which these games will really shine is in the hottness of the ushers.  Would be cool if they were topless.

Extremely defined tan lines. :x
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Tonitrus

#11
July 02, 2016, 04:31:48 PM
For some reason, I've always much preferred the Winter games.

CountDeMoney

#12
July 02, 2016, 04:39:40 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 02, 2016, 04:31:48 PM
For some reason, I've always much preferred the Winter games.

Hotter chicks.

11B4V

#13
July 02, 2016, 04:47:46 PM
ISIS will hit it.
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CountDeMoney

#14
July 02, 2016, 04:48:19 PM
Nonsense.  Even ISIS has clean water standards.
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