"Hello, Sweden Speaking" - Hotline to call random Swedish people

Started by HisMajestyBOB, April 08, 2016, 12:00:07 PM

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The Brain

#15
April 08, 2016, 02:14:16 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 08, 2016, 12:58:17 PM
Are you a feminist or a masculinist?

All Swedish men are feminists.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

#16
April 08, 2016, 02:14:43 PM
Quote from: Jaron on April 08, 2016, 12:58:44 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 12:39:01 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2016, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 12:04:38 PM
Maybe I participate and maybe I don't. But I'm a typical Swede, you can ask me stuff directly here on Languish.
Are you a cat person or a dog person?

I'm an ass man.

How did Sweden become the rape capital of Europe?

The seeds were planted long ago.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#17
April 08, 2016, 02:17:05 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 12:04:38 PM
Maybe I participate and maybe I don't. But I'm a typical Swede, you can ask me stuff directly here on Languish.

Do Swedes have big dicks?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#18
April 08, 2016, 02:18:37 PM
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Brain

#19
April 08, 2016, 02:32:41 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 08, 2016, 02:17:05 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 12:04:38 PM
Maybe I participate and maybe I don't. But I'm a typical Swede, you can ask me stuff directly here on Languish.

Do Swedes have big dicks?

Average length, more than average girth.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

katmai

#20
April 08, 2016, 03:00:58 PM
Why do you hate me so? :cry:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

HisMajestyBOB

#21
April 08, 2016, 03:02:41 PM
What's the deal with lutefisk?
What's it like having Norway and Finland as neighbors?
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help

garbon

#22
April 08, 2016, 03:07:57 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 02:32:41 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 08, 2016, 02:17:05 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 12:04:38 PM
Maybe I participate and maybe I don't. But I'm a typical Swede, you can ask me stuff directly here on Languish.

Do Swedes have big dicks?

Average length, more than average girth.

Thanks. And IKEA, what's the deal with that nonsense?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#23
April 08, 2016, 03:08:19 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#24
April 08, 2016, 03:20:26 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 08, 2016, 03:00:58 PM
Why do you hate me so? :cry:

You hated me first.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

#25
April 08, 2016, 03:24:55 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 08, 2016, 03:02:41 PM
What's the deal with lutefisk?
What's it like having Norway and Finland as neighbors?

Good alkaline food.

Constrictive.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

#26
April 08, 2016, 03:26:49 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 08, 2016, 03:07:57 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 02:32:41 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 08, 2016, 02:17:05 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 12:04:38 PM
Maybe I participate and maybe I don't. But I'm a typical Swede, you can ask me stuff directly here on Languish.

Do Swedes have big dicks?

Average length, more than average girth.

Thanks. And IKEA, what's the deal with that nonsense?

Lets you buy stuff that defines you as a person.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Archy

#27
April 08, 2016, 03:38:51 PM
Are you already over the loss of your Finnish colony to the Russians?

The Brain

#28
April 08, 2016, 04:07:28 PM
Quote from: Archy on April 08, 2016, 03:38:51 PM
Are you already over the loss of your Finnish colony to the Russians?

It wasn't a colony! :mad:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#29
April 08, 2016, 04:09:27 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 03:26:49 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 08, 2016, 03:07:57 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 02:32:41 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 08, 2016, 02:17:05 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 12:04:38 PM
Maybe I participate and maybe I don't. But I'm a typical Swede, you can ask me stuff directly here on Languish.

Do Swedes have big dicks?

Average length, more than average girth.

Thanks. And IKEA, what's the deal with that nonsense?

Lets you buy stuff that defines you as a person.

A sad person?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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