"Hello, Sweden Speaking" - Hotline to call random Swedish people

Started by HisMajestyBOB, April 08, 2016, 12:00:07 PM

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Martinus

#30
April 08, 2016, 04:37:19 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 08, 2016, 03:26:49 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 08, 2016, 03:07:57 PM
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Maybe I participate and maybe I don't. But I'm a typical Swede, you can ask me stuff directly here on Languish.

Do Swedes have big dicks?

Average length, more than average girth.

Thanks. And IKEA, what's the deal with that nonsense?

Lets you buy stuff that defines you as a person.

Fight Club reference.  :cool:

katmai

#31
April 08, 2016, 06:39:36 PM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Archy

#32
April 09, 2016, 12:56:07 AM
Bork Bork Bork?

Norgy

#33
April 09, 2016, 02:15:34 AM
Do you mourn SAAB's passing onto the eternal highway?

How come Swedes are even more preoccupied with herring than us Norwegians?

The Brain

#34
April 09, 2016, 02:47:21 AM
Quote from: Norgy on April 09, 2016, 02:15:34 AM
Do you mourn SAAB's passing onto the eternal highway?

How come Swedes are even more preoccupied with herring than us Norwegians?

No, it's nice that we just let them go instead of doing US-style massive government intervention to save failing companies.

Probably because we are less preoccupied with lutefisk.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

#35
April 09, 2016, 02:47:40 AM
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#36
April 09, 2016, 03:18:47 AM
How do modern Swedes get into Valhalla?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

#37
April 09, 2016, 07:01:52 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 09, 2016, 03:18:47 AM
How do modern Swedes get into Valhalla?

Burrowing, or maybe posing as a serving wench.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Martinus

#38
April 09, 2016, 08:40:10 AM
What's modern Swedes' stance on male-on-male rape?

CountDeMoney

#39
April 09, 2016, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 09, 2016, 08:40:10 AM
What's modern Swedes' stance on male-on-male rape?

Probably shoulder-width apart, knees slightly bent and weight evenly distributed for balance.

HisMajestyBOB

#40
April 09, 2016, 09:57:48 PM
What alcoholic drinks do Swedes like?
If I wanted to spend a typical Friday/Saturday night like a Swede, what should I do?
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help

Tonitrus

#41
April 09, 2016, 10:16:16 PM
Can you hook me up with the Swedish Bikini Team?

The Brain

#42
April 10, 2016, 02:15:09 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 09, 2016, 08:40:10 AM
What's modern Swedes' stance on male-on-male rape?

Gross.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

#43
April 10, 2016, 02:19:14 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 09, 2016, 09:57:48 PM
What alcoholic drinks do Swedes like?
If I wanted to spend a typical Friday/Saturday night like a Swede, what should I do?

Beer or mojitos.

Sit around the house reading about the Great Northern War and painting toy soldiers.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

#44
April 10, 2016, 02:19:26 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on April 09, 2016, 10:16:16 PM
Can you hook me up with the Swedish Bikini Team?

Yes.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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