Funniest Moment of the 2016 Election (as of beginning of April)

Started by Eddie Teach, April 05, 2016, 09:59:20 PM

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Which do you pick?

Ben Carson's drooping eyelids
0 (0%)
Ben Carson's delayed entrance
1 (2.4%)
Hillary Clinton dancing
0 (0%)
Trump guarantees there's no problems (re: his small hands)
0 (0%)
Trump's hair
0 (0%)
Christie's bewilderment that he endorsed Trump
12 (29.3%)
Trump's gonna make Mexico pay for his wall
1 (2.4%)
Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
1 (2.4%)
Sarah Palin's Trump endorsement speech
3 (7.3%)
Rubio the Robot
5 (12.2%)
Jeb! is a joyful tortoise
1 (2.4%)
Please clap.
5 (12.2%)
Something Sanders did or said
1 (2.4%)
Something Kasich did or said
0 (0%)
Mitt Romney smacking Trump down
0 (0%)
Jaron pretending to be Mormon
3 (7.3%)
The fact that Trump is winning
8 (19.5%)
Other
0 (0%)

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Eddie Teach

April 05, 2016, 09:59:20 PM
Feel free to post about ones I've missed.
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CountDeMoney

#1
April 05, 2016, 10:01:24 PM
So many to choose from.

Barrister

#2
April 05, 2016, 10:04:09 PM
No Hillary barking like a dog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WovYnLL9Yow
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Eddie Teach

#3
April 05, 2016, 10:08:16 PM
Didn't remember that one.  :sleep:
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CountDeMoney

#4
April 05, 2016, 10:16:11 PM
I'm still thinking about it, but damn...that hostage video of Chris Christie endorsing the Donald...too funny.

derspiess

#5
April 05, 2016, 10:16:13 PM
Hillary barking like a dog or Hillary complaining that the Sanders campaign is lying.
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Valmy

#6
April 05, 2016, 10:17:07 PM
That Chris Christie thing is one of the most surreal and memorable moments I have ever seen in politics. I will always remember seeing that.
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Habbaku

#7
April 05, 2016, 10:31:05 PM
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

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CountDeMoney

#8
April 05, 2016, 10:33:26 PM
That's what you would look like too, if just moments earlier you had been shown video of your family held hostage in Trump Plaza.

Monoriu

#9
April 05, 2016, 10:35:20 PM
I saw the Chris Christie video several times and I laughed all the way  :blush:

11B4V

#10
April 05, 2016, 10:42:59 PM
Jargon option.
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garbon

#13
April 06, 2016, 02:51:16 AM
I thought most of these were sad not funny.
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FunkMonk

#14
April 06, 2016, 07:11:02 AM
Is Chris Christie's political career over? I mean, how does he come back from a moment like that, on video for all the world to see over and over again?
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