Funniest Moment of the 2016 Election (as of beginning of April)

Started by Eddie Teach, April 05, 2016, 09:59:20 PM

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Which do you pick?

Ben Carson's drooping eyelids
0 (0%)
Ben Carson's delayed entrance
1 (2.4%)
Hillary Clinton dancing
0 (0%)
Trump guarantees there's no problems (re: his small hands)
0 (0%)
Trump's hair
0 (0%)
Christie's bewilderment that he endorsed Trump
12 (29.3%)
Trump's gonna make Mexico pay for his wall
1 (2.4%)
Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
1 (2.4%)
Sarah Palin's Trump endorsement speech
3 (7.3%)
Rubio the Robot
5 (12.2%)
Jeb! is a joyful tortoise
1 (2.4%)
Please clap.
5 (12.2%)
Something Sanders did or said
1 (2.4%)
Something Kasich did or said
0 (0%)
Mitt Romney smacking Trump down
0 (0%)
Jaron pretending to be Mormon
3 (7.3%)
The fact that Trump is winning
8 (19.5%)
Other
0 (0%)

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Eddie Teach

#15
April 06, 2016, 07:23:36 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 06, 2016, 07:11:02 AM
Is Chris Christie's political career over?

He is the sitting governor of New Jersey, so probably not. ;)
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Legbiter

#16
April 06, 2016, 08:09:59 AM
God, there's just so many, it's just lulz after lulz. Every day is Christmas.
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FunkMonk

#17
April 06, 2016, 10:21:22 AM
Future generations will ask us where we were during the great election of 2016.
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Valmy

#18
April 06, 2016, 10:24:15 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 06, 2016, 10:21:22 AM
Future generations will ask us where we were during the great election of 2016.

25th Century Gibbon will have it be the first chapter in his epic 'The Decline and Fall of the American Republic' Virtual Reality program.
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garbon

#19
April 06, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 06, 2016, 10:21:22 AM
Future generations will ask us where we were during the great election of 2016.

Out of the country. ^_^
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Monoriu

#20
April 06, 2016, 10:39:55 AM
I...tried to watch Sarah Palin's Trump endorsement speech.  I admit that I didn't have the patience to go through the entire speech.  I am perplexed that she was nominated as Vice President in 2008.  Looking at this entire bunch of people like Palin, Cruz, Carson and Trump who make it this far into the process, I keep wondering, you guys must have better people than that. 

Valmy

#21
April 06, 2016, 10:41:28 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 06, 2016, 10:39:55 AM
I keep wondering, you guys must have better people than that. 

Oh we do. We have some fantastic geniuses and uber talents in this country. But they don't go into politics.
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#22
April 06, 2016, 10:48:23 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 06, 2016, 10:41:28 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 06, 2016, 10:39:55 AM
I keep wondering, you guys must have better people than that. 

Oh we do. We have some fantastic geniuses and uber talents in this country. But they don't go into politics.

Maybe Palin just had a really bad day.  Everybody has bad days. 

Valmy

#23
April 06, 2016, 10:49:35 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 06, 2016, 10:48:23 AM
Maybe Palin just had a really bad day.  Everybody has bad days. 

No. She is a pretty unimpressive person.
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derspiess

#24
April 06, 2016, 11:13:50 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 06, 2016, 10:49:35 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 06, 2016, 10:48:23 AM
Maybe Palin just had a really bad day.  Everybody has bad days. 

No. She is a pretty unimpressive person.

That was particularly bad, though.  I swear she must have been medicated.
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garbon

#25
April 06, 2016, 11:27:36 AM
I recall watching that while staying at a hotel near Trump's club in Palm Beach. I recall naively thinking that it didn't really matter as Trump wasn't going to actually perform well enough anyway. :weep:
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11B4V

#26
April 06, 2016, 11:44:35 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 06, 2016, 10:48:23 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 06, 2016, 10:41:28 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 06, 2016, 10:39:55 AM
I keep wondering, you guys must have better people than that. 

Oh we do. We have some fantastic geniuses and uber talents in this country. But they don't go into politics.

Maybe Palin just had a really bad day.  Everybody has bad days.

She's Bachmann level bad.
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#27
April 06, 2016, 12:01:04 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 06, 2016, 10:49:35 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 06, 2016, 10:48:23 AM
Maybe Palin just had a really bad day.  Everybody has bad days. 

No. She is a pretty unimpressive person.

She can give decent speeches though.  Her nomination speech in 2008 was decent.  But when she doesn't have good speech writers...
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Savonarola

#28
April 06, 2016, 02:48:05 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 05, 2016, 10:16:13 PM
Hillary barking like a dog or Hillary complaining that the Sanders campaign is lying.

What made the latter especially funny is that Hil's apologists explained that Hil doesn't take money from the fossil fuel industry; she takes money from lobbyists who work for the fossil fuel industry.  Hilary Clinton, woman of high principle.
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