Sex is more important to happiness than money

[Jacob]

According to this study: http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/how-much-sex-makes-you-happy-once-week-according-science

The first part of the study used data from a 23-year-long study of over 25,000 people, looking at their sexual desires, patterns, and preferences. In line with the general consensus, this research found that more sex is indeed linked to higher levels of happiness, but only until the frequency reaches once per week. After this point, the link between personal happiness and sex becomes more tenuous, and more sex has a far less significant effect.

This link only applies to those in romantic relationships, though – the relationship between singletons having sex and their own happiness wasn't statistically significant.

The second part of the study asked 335 ethnically diverse participants to take an online survey; they were asked the same types of questions about sex and happiness in relationships, and the results here confirmed the previous findings. This time, however, she decided to compare the sex-happiness link with another oft-cited measure of happiness: personal wealth.

People earning up to $25,000 (£16,400) per year were less happy overall than those earning $75,000 (£49,100); similarly, those having sex on a monthly basis were less happy overall than those having sex on a weekly basis. This isn't surprising, perhaps, but what was striking was just how much happier they were due to a change from monthly to weekly sex when compared to those who began to earn up to $50,000 (£32,740) more than their peers. To put it another way, weekly sex made people happier than a huge pay rise.

[Norgy]

Said recently fucked poor people never. 

[Monoriu]

Yeah, but one is also far more likely to get weekly sex if one has money

[Admiral Yi]

Yeah, but one is also far more likely to get weekly sex if one has money

I'd be willing to bet poorer couples fuck more than rich ones.  Fucking is free entertainment.

[Jacob]

Said recently fucked poor people never.

They may not say it, but apparently they're happier than unfucked people who aren't poor.

[Josephus]

Yeah, but one is also far more likely to get weekly sex if one has money

I'd be willing to bet poorer couples fuck more than rich ones.  Fucking is free entertainment.

But poor people work five jobs every day and come home cold and tired. They have no time for fucking. Rich  lawyers on the other hand...well, I mean look how much free time they have here. 

[Monoriu]

Yeah, but one is also far more likely to get weekly sex if one has money

I'd be willing to bet poorer couples fuck more than rich ones.  Fucking is free entertainment.

What I am trying to say is, a poor dude is less likely to find a wife in the first place. 

[Admiral Yi]

What I am trying to say is, a poor dude is less likely to find a wife in the first place.

I hate to be the one to have to break this to you mono, but certain people have been known to have intimate relations without getting married first.

[CountDeMoney]

Just more typical bullshit from the Breeder-Industrial Complex.   

Besides, money never made me sleep in the wet spot.*



*lulz, SHE SAID NEVER

[Eddie Teach]

Yeah, but one is also far more likely to get weekly sex if one has money

The article is about people in relationships, not people seeing happiness workers.

[Jaron]

Yeah, but one is also far more likely to get weekly sex if one has money

The article is about people in relationships, not people seeing happiness workers.

Why did you remove my quote from your signature?!

[Ed Anger]

Weekly sex? *snort*

[Eddie Teach]

Why did you remove my quote from your signature?!

Because the humor had worn thin.

[crazy canuck]

Yeah, but one is also far more likely to get weekly sex if one has money

You'll never live like common people
You'll never do whatever common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
And dance and drink and screw
Because there's nothing else to do

[MadImmortalMan]

Sorry, but once per week is not enough.