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Merry Christmas to all of Languish!

Started by Liep, December 24, 2015, 05:05:50 AM

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DGuller

#15
December 24, 2015, 10:50:09 AM
Happy Kwanzaa!

Richard Hakluyt

#16
December 24, 2015, 10:54:23 AM
Merry Christmas  :cheers: :uffda: :cheers: :ccr :w00t:

CountDeMoney

#17
December 24, 2015, 12:30:59 PM
Happy Linebacker II Day.

viper37

#18
December 24, 2015, 12:32:55 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone! :)
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

derspiess

#19
December 24, 2015, 12:37:51 PM
I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#20
December 24, 2015, 12:38:58 PM
Merry Christmas all you Languishites! :hug: I hope you are having an awesome long weekend with all your friends and family :cheers:

My kids have been glued to the NORAD Santa tracker: www.noradsanta.org

Dude is in Novaya Zemlya right now. I was a little worried he was going to be shot down over Tajikistan but he made it through. Over 2 billion presents delivered already.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

DGuller

#21
December 24, 2015, 12:46:38 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 24, 2015, 12:37:51 PM
I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.
:yeahright: I'd make that airline pilot pee in a cup when/if he lands.

Valmy

#22
December 24, 2015, 12:49:27 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 24, 2015, 12:46:38 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 24, 2015, 12:37:51 PM
I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.
:yeahright: I'd make that airline pilot pee in a cup when/if he lands.

Right? He is still in Turkmenistan.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

#23
December 24, 2015, 01:09:33 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 24, 2015, 12:46:38 PM
:yeahright: I'd make that airline pilot pee in a cup when/if he lands.

But enough about your fetishes.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

katmai

#26
December 24, 2015, 06:43:01 PM
Merry Bah Humbug to you all.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

dps

#27
December 25, 2015, 01:21:27 AM
Merry Christmas everyone.

I've got a 4-day weekend.  I don't get those very often.

Admiral Yi

#28
December 25, 2015, 01:46:37 AM
Presents wrapped.  If I work tomorrow I'll be making triple time. :yeah:

I'll probably work tomorrow.

I mean today.

I mean I'll probably work more today.

Merry Christmas.

Agelastus

#29
December 25, 2015, 04:42:12 AM
Merry Christmas!!!

:cheers:
"Come grow old with me
The Best is yet to be
The last of life for which the first was made."
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