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derspiess

#555
March 23, 2016, 08:46:27 AM
So close :(
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#556
March 23, 2016, 09:13:35 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 23, 2016, 08:46:27 AM
So close :(

That might work if one of the complaints of Sanders's supporters didn't happen to be a lack of jobs. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

#557
March 23, 2016, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 23, 2016, 08:46:27 AM
So close :(

Apparently, none of those jobs involved proofreading.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

11B4V

#558
March 24, 2016, 09:31:14 AM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

11B4V

#559
March 30, 2016, 11:53:13 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Martinus

#560
April 01, 2016, 03:16:20 PM
British police, being Orwellian:

Malthus

#561
April 01, 2016, 03:20:22 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 01, 2016, 03:16:20 PM
British police, being Orwellian:



Well, that about eliminates Languish.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Valmy

#562
April 01, 2016, 03:21:53 PM
Every think I say on Languish is:

True
Harmless
Legal
Necessary
Kind

THLNK is what I do before every post.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

#563
April 01, 2016, 03:27:48 PM
Nothing posted here or on 99% of the internet is "necessary".
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Valmy

#564
April 01, 2016, 03:30:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 01, 2016, 03:27:48 PM
Nothing posted here or on 99% of the internet is "necessary".

Well I think the question is "necessary for what?"

And the answer is "necessary to keep Languish from dying".
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

mongers

#565
April 01, 2016, 04:55:25 PM
So before posting here one has to consider if it's true hurtful and remember it's illegal to post something that's unnecessarily kind?  :languish:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Malthus

#566
April 01, 2016, 04:57:03 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 01, 2016, 04:55:25 PM
So before posting here one has to consider if it's true hurtful and remember it's illegal to post something that's unnecessarily kind?  :languish:

Languish is a very font of unnecessary kindness.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

The Brain

#567
April 01, 2016, 05:01:33 PM
I want to thank you for making this post necessary.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Valmy

#568
April 01, 2016, 07:15:48 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 01, 2016, 04:57:03 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 01, 2016, 04:55:25 PM
So before posting here one has to consider if it's true hurtful and remember it's illegal to post something that's unnecessarily kind?  :languish:

Languish is a very font of unnecessary kindness.  :D

Why Malthus you are making good posts today.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Martinus

#569
April 02, 2016, 01:04:37 AM
This missed the tweet of the police, by the way:

https://twitter.com/GreaterGlasgPol/status/715867273261662208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

"Think before you post or you may receive a visit from us this weekend. Use the internet safely. #thinkbeforeyoupost"

:ph34r:
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