Facebook Follies of Friends and Families

[Syt]

What is this "Nørskk" bullshit?

And no, I don't mean the weakass MRA piffle, but "Nørskk"? What is that supposed to be?

https://norskk.com/#train-section

[Admiral Yi]

So a gay thing.

[Syt]

[Jacob]

What is this "Nørskk" bullshit?

And no, I don't mean the weakass MRA piffle, but "Nørskk"? What is that supposed to be?

https://norskk.com/#train-section

"Care for your beard and body! All manly and not girly like, by the way you should buy our special viking lipbalm."

[Eddie Teach]

Does this mean you do think it's necessary, Syt? 

[Syt]

 

[derspiess]

OMG HES ONE OF THEM NOW

[CountDeMoney]

Pfft, been done.

[Eddie Teach]

If I could turn back time, to before November at least. 

[FunkMonk]

Hopefully we can build more dreadnought battleships.

[11B4V]

Trump should bring back all four of the Iowa's. Just 'cause.

[CountDeMoney]

Trump should bring back all four of the Iowa's. Just 'cause.

Why, he'd just turn them into hotel casinos.

[Grey Fox]

Trump should bring back all four of the Iowa's. Just 'cause.

Why, he'd just turn them into hotel casinos.

Good way to kill lots of Chinese 5th column.

[Barrister]

Circulated via email from a co-worker, but the same general idea



'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Legal Version

Author Unknown 
   
Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain 
improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of 
stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse. 
   
A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and 
around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/ 
St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime 
thereafter. 
   
The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned House, were 
located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, 
i.e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited 
to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in 
said dreams. 
   
Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter referred to as 
"I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the House with the parts of the 
second part (hereinafter "Mamma"), and said Mamma had retired for a sustained 
period of sleep. (At such time, the parties were clad in various forms of 
headgear, e.g. kerchief and cap.) 
   
Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there did occur upon the 
unimproved real property adjacent and appurtent to said House, i.e. the lawn, a 
certain disruption of unknown nature, cause and/or circumstance. The party of 
the first part did immediately rush to a window in the House to investigate the 
cause of such disturbance. 
   
At that time, the party of the first part did observe, with some degree of 
wonder and/or disbelief, a miniature sleigh (hereinafter the "Vehicle") being 
pulled and/or drawn very rapidly through the air by approximately eight (8) 
reindeer. The driver of the Vehicle appeared to be and in fact was, the 
previously referenced Claus. 
   
Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction and guidance to the 
approximately eight (8) reindeer and specifically identified the animal 
co-conspirators by name: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder 
and Blitzen (hereinafter the "Deer"). (Upon information and belief, it is 
further asserted that an additional co-conspirator named Rudolph may have been 
involved.) 
   
The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the Vehicle and the Deer 
intentionally and willfully trespass upon the roofs of several residences 
located adjacent to and in the vicinity of the House, and noted that the Vehicle 
was heavily laden with packages, toys and other items of unknown origin or 
nature. Suddenly, without prior invitation or permission, either express or 
implied, the Vehicle arrived at the House, and Claus entered said House via the 
chimney. 
   
Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially covered with residue 
from the chimney, and he carried a large sack containing a portion of the 
aforementioned packages, toys, and other unknown items. He was smoking what 
appeared to be tobacco in a small pipe in blatant violation of local ordinances 
and health regulations. 
   
Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the stocking of the minor 
children, which hung adjacent to the chimney, with toys and other small gifts. 
(Said items did not, however, constitute "gifts" to said minor pursuant to the 
applicable provisions of the U.S. Tax Code.) Upon completion of such task, Claus 
touched the side of his nose and flew, rose and/or ascended up the chimney of 
the House to the roof where the Vehicle and Deer waited and/or served as 
"lookouts." Claus immediately departed for an unknown destination. 
   
However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer and Claus from said House, 
the party of the first part did hear Claus state and/or exclaim: "Merry 
Christmas to all and to all a good night!" Or words to that effect. 

[Syt]