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Started by Syt, December 06, 2015, 01:55:02 PM

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Eddie Teach

#7170
June 11, 2019, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 11, 2019, 02:55:31 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 11, 2019, 02:40:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 11, 2019, 02:24:20 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 11, 2019, 01:33:58 PM
At least we don't have poop all over the sidewalks here.

You could be like Austin and have scooters all over your sidewalks.

That's starting to happen here.

You need more hobos shitting on the sidewalks, to deter the scooters.

That won't work, they're rentals.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Barrister

#7171
June 11, 2019, 04:59:00 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on June 11, 2019, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 11, 2019, 02:55:31 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 11, 2019, 02:40:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 11, 2019, 02:24:20 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 11, 2019, 01:33:58 PM
At least we don't have poop all over the sidewalks here.

You could be like Austin and have scooters all over your sidewalks.

That's starting to happen here.

You need more hobos shitting on the sidewalks, to deter the scooters.

That won't work, they're rentals.

I don't know about you, but I'm not renting a scooter is the sidewalks are full of shit. :contract:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Admiral Yi

#7172
June 11, 2019, 04:59:35 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on June 11, 2019, 04:55:40 PM
That won't work, they're rentals.

I'm not sure about that.  Scooters have pretty low ground clearance.

Eddie Teach

#7173
June 11, 2019, 05:02:57 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 11, 2019, 04:59:00 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on June 11, 2019, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 11, 2019, 02:55:31 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 11, 2019, 02:40:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 11, 2019, 02:24:20 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 11, 2019, 01:33:58 PM
At least we don't have poop all over the sidewalks here.

You could be like Austin and have scooters all over your sidewalks.

That's starting to happen here.

You need more hobos shitting on the sidewalks, to deter the scooters.

That won't work, they're rentals.

I don't know about you, but I'm not renting a scooter is the sidewalks are full of shit. :contract:

I'm not walking around either.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Syt

#7174
June 12, 2019, 05:36:22 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

mongers

#7175
June 12, 2019, 06:37:26 AM
'Trouble is everyone's a broadcaster now, but no one's listening any more'
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

garbon

#7176
June 12, 2019, 08:20:11 AM
I don't get it. Are we required to have posts full of photos of our presidents?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Tamas

#7177
June 12, 2019, 08:33:11 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 12, 2019, 08:20:11 AM
I don't get it. Are we required to have posts full of photos of our presidents?

Depends. R ya' a snowflake?!

Grey Fox

#7178
June 12, 2019, 08:34:46 AM
My President is & forever will be Obama. :cry:
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Barrister

#7179
June 12, 2019, 09:45:46 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 12, 2019, 08:34:46 AM
My President is & forever will be Obama. :cry:

I am still, and apparently will always be, the President of Languish OT (POLOT) until a new President is elected to replace me. :D
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Habbaku

#7180
June 12, 2019, 10:01:52 AM
We should hold elections again.  :hmm:
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

FunkMonk

#7181
June 12, 2019, 10:11:29 AM
We need a Trumpy candidate
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

alfred russel

#7182
June 12, 2019, 10:15:05 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 12, 2019, 10:11:29 AM
We need a Trumpy candidate

JaronPinochet or FirebladeLePen?
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Valmy

#7183
June 12, 2019, 11:53:22 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 12, 2019, 08:34:46 AM
My President is & forever will be Obama. :cry:

When Quebec decided they loved George III more than the Continental Congress you lost your chance to have a President :contract:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Grey Fox

#7184
June 12, 2019, 11:58:55 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 12, 2019, 11:53:22 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 12, 2019, 08:34:46 AM
My President is & forever will be Obama. :cry:

When Quebec decided they loved George III more than the Continental Congress you lost your chance to have a President :contract:

It's your Congress fault for not saying they would guarantee Religious freedom!
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.
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