Facebook Follies of Friends and Families

[viper37]

Don't get it.

You don't?

Well, me neither...

He's a grass.

What is a grass in English slang?
The use of "grass" as British slang for a police informer dates back to the 1930s, and is apparently a short form of the slang term "grasshopper," meaning the same thing.

ok...   

[mongers]

Don't get it.

You don't?

Well, me neither...

He's a grass.

What is a grass in English slang?
The use of "grass" as British slang for a police informer dates back to the 1930s, and is apparently a short form of the slang term "grasshopper," meaning the same thing.

ok...   

It's also a verb, as in to grass someone up.

[garbon]

Don't get it.

You don't?

Well, me neither...

He's a grass.

What is a grass in English slang?
The use of "grass" as British slang for a police informer dates back to the 1930s, and is apparently a short form of the slang term "grasshopper," meaning the same thing.

ok...   

This isn't some secret code, dear.

Callum is traveling on the Thameslink which is a train service. Callum bought a 1st class ticket*. Callum has tweeted to the train company about how people who didn't purchase 1st class train tickets are sitting in 1st class seats.

*well I'm assuming that. I guess Callum could just be standing near the 1st class seats.

[HVC]

Garb has gone madonna on us. Such a cliche

[Berkut]

Don't get it.

You don't?

Well, me neither...

He's a grass.

What is a grass in English slang?
The use of "grass" as British slang for a police informer dates back to the 1930s, and is apparently a short form of the slang term "grasshopper," meaning the same thing.

ok...   

This isn't some secret code, dear.

Callum is traveling on the Thameslink which is a train service. Callum bought a 1st class ticket*. Callum has tweeted to the train company about how people who didn't purchase 1st class train tickets are sitting in 1st class seats.

*well I'm assuming that. I guess Callum could just be standing near the 1st class seats.

That all seems completely obvious.

I still don't get why Callum tweeting this is remotely interesting to anyone...are we supposed to be mad at Callum?

[LaCroix]

tattling is OK if the reported behavior had negatively affected you, so maybe Callum of England was bothered by the working class around him.    we just don't know

[garbon]

Don't get it.

You don't?

Well, me neither...

He's a grass.

What is a grass in English slang?
The use of "grass" as British slang for a police informer dates back to the 1930s, and is apparently a short form of the slang term "grasshopper," meaning the same thing.

ok...   

This isn't some secret code, dear.

Callum is traveling on the Thameslink which is a train service. Callum bought a 1st class ticket*. Callum has tweeted to the train company about how people who didn't purchase 1st class train tickets are sitting in 1st class seats.

*well I'm assuming that. I guess Callum could just be standing near the 1st class seats.

That all seems completely obvious.

I still don't get why Callum tweeting this is remotely interesting to anyone...are we supposed to be mad at Callum?

I didn't think it would be incomprehensible.

And nah more like oh my what a douche. 

[Berkut]

Ok, he is kind of a douche.

It just isn't very noteworthy douchiness.


It;s like someone telling a joke, and you get the joke, but you think maybe you don't because it isn't really funny at all, hence why did this person even bother telling it?

[derspiess]

I feel bad for Callum.  He paid extra for that first class seat and freeloaders are getting the same privilege by paying less.

[Tamas]

I am sorry, but you can either be mad at the expensive train ticket prices, or be ok with people cheating with their train tickets. The two together does not work.

[garbon]

I am sorry, but you can either be mad at the expensive train ticket prices, or be ok with people cheating with their train tickets. The two together does not work.

[viper37]

This isn't some secret code, dear.

Callum is traveling on the Thameslink which is a train service. Callum bought a 1st class ticket*. Callum has tweeted to the train company about how people who didn't purchase 1st class train tickets are sitting in 1st class seats.

*well I'm assuming that. I guess Callum could just be standing near the 1st class seats.

Yes, but I thought there would be some secret meaning there.  A rich person complaining poor people are invading his private party is not unheard of, in face, it's quite frequent, just as tv/movie stars doing their divas about 1st class plane tickets that should be paid by the government or complaining their dog isn't allowed to sit in 1st class beside them.

I just thought there would be something more profound, more unique to that tweet.

[LaCroix]

agree, garbon please only post itt profound, unique images

[garbon]

agree, garbon please only post itt profound, unique images

Nah, I'm cool.

[Syt]

It was bound to happen. My middle sister unironically shared a Milo post.