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Started by The Brain, October 27, 2015, 07:02:51 AM

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The Brain

I have a fever, and I also suffer from sneezing and coughing. Is it AIDS?
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garbon

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The Brain

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Legbiter

Both. Plus your Stahlhelm membership card.  :sleep:
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Martinus

You have fever? What an untermensch.  :rolleyes:

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lustindarkness

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Monoriu

Panadol for the fever.  One tablet every three hours, no more than 8 tablets each day or you fry your liver.  Cough syrup and steam for the coughing.  Steam = place a big bowl of boiling water in front of you, and breath in the steam.  Cough syrup makes you sleepy, so I take it before sleep. 

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DGuller

Quote from: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 07:02:51 AM
I have a fever, and I also suffer from sneezing and coughing. Is it AIDS?
Sounds like it, assuming that my googling of your symptoms was not misleading.

lustindarkness

At least you don't have the shits, that would be a bad combo with sneezing and coughing.
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Syt

Quote from: lustindarkness on October 27, 2015, 09:09:33 AM
At least you don't have the shits, that would be a bad combo with sneezing and coughing.

In Plague Inc. Evolved there's an achievement if you combine those symptoms.

QuoteOops is a symptom combo which causes "unwanted accidents." The player can get this combo if they evolve Diarrhoea and Sneezing. The combo draws attention to a plague. The achievement Uh Oh is earned for forming the combo.
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lustindarkness

Plague Inc. Evolved? tell me more.
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garbon

I've been playing Plague Inc on my phone as of late.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.