HAY GUISE! - The Ed Anger Deathwatch Thread

[Legbiter]

Good to hear your liver hasn't ragequit. 

[KRonn]

Good news Ed, glad to hear you're doing better. 

[Barrister]

I am taking a health related break from Languish and most of the Internet. I don't when (or if) I'll be back.

I need to take care of some things.

Thank God.

I thought he'd never leave.

Dammit.

[Ed Anger]

Had a gastric emptying test. They put radioactive material in some eggs, make you eat them and then spend the next two hours taking pictures of your stomach. Sorta neat seeing the food lit up on the display. Sorta not neat: the food didn't seem to digest that well. Got back out to car and puked up eggs into a trash bag. Next up: more puke.

[The Brain]

Which isotope did they use, and how many becquerels?

[Ed Anger]

polonium 210

Anyways, the report is in, my stomach is not emptying fast enough. So I get to eat more pills. Yea. Reglan.

[DGuller]

polonium 210

That brings back memories.

[Pedrito]

polonium 210

That brings back memories.

L.

[Ed Anger]

Update:

anemic. Taking iron pills. Captain's logs are black. Tired all the time.

Undergoing more PT. Liver enzymes nearly normal.

[CountDeMoney]

The fuck is taking so long

[Ed Anger]

Magic healing spells don't work.

[CountDeMoney]

I only came back for Toaster Strudel Deathwatch '16; think I fucking enjoy this?

[Ed Anger]

I'm past the dropping dead point. so you cant have my copy of Operation Dauntless.

[CountDeMoney]

You just had to toss in a "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee" shit, now didn't you, Khan?

[Ed Anger]

Yes.