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Started by Syt, July 20, 2015, 10:02:38 AM

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Eddie Teach

#15
July 20, 2015, 07:38:34 PM
Sorry.

This one may be more bearable.
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#16
July 20, 2015, 07:39:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 20, 2015, 07:38:34 PM
Sorry.

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DGuller

#17
July 20, 2015, 08:08:18 PM
Lettow does have a point.  Executing farm animals and mutilating their corpses is okay, but having sexual relations with them is not?  If a bear came up to you in the woods, and gave you the option of either being eaten by him or being molested by him in a way that wouldn't permanently injure you, what would you choose?

alfred russel

#18
July 20, 2015, 08:12:57 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 20, 2015, 08:08:18 PM
Lettow does have a point.  Executing farm animals and mutilating their corpses is okay, but having sexual relations with them is not?  If a bear came up to you in the woods, and gave you the option of either being eaten by him or being molested by him in a way that wouldn't permanently injure you, what would you choose?

Eaten. It is certain that at some point I must face death. Being eaten by a bear isn't the best way to go, but it is better than most.

It is unlikely I will ever be molested by a bear, at least if I can escape this encounter un(sexually)molested.
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The Brain

#19
July 21, 2015, 12:55:27 AM
Only weirdos think that having sex with animals should be illegal.
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Tonitrus

#20
July 21, 2015, 01:49:08 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 20, 2015, 08:08:18 PM
Lettow does have a point.  Executing farm animals and mutilating their corpses is okay, but having sexual relations with them is not?  If a bear came up to you in the woods, and gave you the option of either being eaten by him or being molested by him in a way that wouldn't permanently injure you, what would you choose?

Maybe the sheep would rather be killed and mutilated than be sullied by some human rape.

Lettow77

#21
July 21, 2015, 01:50:35 AM
We'd better ask sheep how they feel about the whole mutton thing.

It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Tonitrus

#22
July 21, 2015, 02:05:03 AM
They should be proud to know that they are so tasty.

Valmy

#23
July 21, 2015, 07:40:34 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on July 21, 2015, 01:50:35 AM
We'd better ask sheep how they feel about the whole mutton thing.

So if we eat an animal there should be no laws at all about their treatment, just to be consistent or something?
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#24
July 21, 2015, 08:02:12 AM
Sex with animals is fine as long as it involved adults and is consensual.

And of different genders, of course, that goes without saying.
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Lettow77

#25
July 21, 2015, 09:16:03 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 21, 2015, 07:40:34 AM
So if we eat an animal there should be no laws at all about their treatment, just to be consistent or something?

Well we need rules to protect the consumers, obviously. But i'm not about to carry a bunch of water for the rights of sheep to not be afflicted to, well, anything really, not for the sheep's sake anyhow.

Companion animals deserve special treatment in recognition of humanity's special connection to them; nobody should be able to inflict harm on a cat because they want to, or a horse either.

I'd even be willing to say a sheep should perhaps have the status of a companion animal once you'd had intercourse with it, but out of the box a sheep is just a sheep. Do whatever you want with it man, it's your sheep.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

KRonn

#27
July 21, 2015, 12:39:33 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 20, 2015, 12:50:53 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 20, 2015, 11:16:06 AM
Did the prosecutors get their hands on their client Rolodex? :unsure:

I can only hope not.  :cry:

:lol:

KRonn

#28
July 21, 2015, 12:46:46 PM
I can see it now, these guys in prison and the other inmates ask them "So, what are you in for..."   :D

derspiess

#29
July 21, 2015, 04:29:31 PM
So it's still okay to pick on the Welsh?  Asking for a friend.
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