Parents Forced Daughter to Live in Woods After Eating Pop-Tart

Started by Syt, July 07, 2015, 11:32:55 PM

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lustindarkness

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July 08, 2015, 03:06:27 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 08, 2015, 02:57:20 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on July 08, 2015, 02:45:38 PM
I like pop tarts. Do they even actually contain any nutritional value other than sugars?

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derspiess

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July 08, 2015, 03:17:50 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on July 08, 2015, 02:45:38 PM
I like pop tarts. Do they even actually contain any nutritional value other than sugars?

They give you 10% of your suggested daily Riboflavin intake.
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Caliga

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July 08, 2015, 03:18:09 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 08, 2015, 02:42:30 PM
Everyone is overlooking the seriousness of having pop tarts in the house
Maybe that's why she was being punished... for her terrible dietary choices. :)
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#18
July 08, 2015, 05:34:22 PM
Toaster Strudel is superior.
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DontSayBanana

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July 08, 2015, 08:27:05 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 07, 2015, 11:36:06 PM
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You're giving Pop Tarts too much credit- it's MREs that send him into tales of constipation and woe. :P
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Tonitrus

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July 08, 2015, 08:30:49 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 08, 2015, 05:34:22 PM
Toaster Strudel is superior.

I like the Nature's Path toaster pastries.  :sleep:

Their maple brown sugar is far superior to the Kellogg version.
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