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[derspiess]

Yeah Tim, let's make these guys a state

Kansas is well on its way to bankruptcy as well. You want to kick them out?

They're already in so we can't really de-state them.  Plus what Valmy said.

[Ed Anger]

Kansas is well on its way to bankruptcy as well. You want to kick them out?

But seriously no. The Big 12 needs Kansas.

Texas needs an easy win against their football team.

[Admiral Yi]

Kansas is well on its way to bankruptcy as well.

Did you read this in Slate or a real place?

[Valmy]

Kansas is well on its way to bankruptcy as well. You want to kick them out?

But seriously no. The Big 12 needs Kansas.

Texas needs an easy win against their football team.

A win always cancelled out by a humiliating butt kicking from Kansas State

[lustindarkness]

I'm conflicted, my normal languish response would be to nuke them from orbit, but then Mom would not be able to mail me good coffee all the time if I nuke them right?

[Eddie Teach]

Sounds like a good reason, like Greece, to kick them out of the American Union. 

Just like we kicked out Detroit?

We should trade Detroit for Vancouver.

[The Brain]

I'm conflicted, my normal languish response would be to nuke them from orbit, but then Mom would not be able to mail me good coffee all the time if I nuke them right?

No. The coffee is gonna be awesome.

[Archy]

Yeah Tim, let's make these guys a state

Kansas is well on its way to bankruptcy as well. You want to kick them out?

Can't it be divided by their neighbour states?  Problem solved. No state no problel

[garbon]

Sounds like a good reason, like Greece, to kick them out of the American Union. 

Just like we kicked out Detroit?

You might as well have, not like you're ever going to use it again.

Why not?

[MadBurgerMaker]

But seriously no. The Big 12 needs Kansas.

It can be an international conference

[Tonitrus]

Yeah Tim, let's make these guys a state

They'll fit right in

But seriously: the territories need to become/join states or GTFO. Stupid territories muddling our system of government.

We gotta keep Guam...I've known many a HOTT lady from Guam (and the military would like to keep it, too).

[Admiral Yi]

The one Guamanian I've met was nothing to write home about.

[lustindarkness]

Yeah Tim, let's make these guys a state

They'll fit right in

But seriously: the territories need to become/join states or GTFO. Stupid territories muddling our system of government.

We gotta keep Guam...I've known many a HOTT lady from Guam (and the military would like to keep it, too).

By that logic we would have to keep PR also.

[Eddie Teach]

By that logic, we should be conquering most of the planet.

[Tonitrus]

Yeah Tim, let's make these guys a state

They'll fit right in

But seriously: the territories need to become/join states or GTFO. Stupid territories muddling our system of government.

We gotta keep Guam...I've known many a HOTT lady from Guam (and the military would like to keep it, too).

By that logic we would have to keep PR also.

They don't seem as crazy as the Latina ladies.