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Neil

#2670
August 13, 2009, 11:04:05 AM
Quote from: Liep on August 13, 2009, 10:44:01 AM
Quote from: Octavian on August 13, 2009, 06:51:52 AM

^_^ Hillarious

Have you seen this video? http://ekstrabladet.tv/nyheder/112/article1205998.ece That cop should be behind bars.
Don't be ridiculous.  There's nothing wrong with putting some fear into a criminal.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Grey Fox

#2671
August 13, 2009, 11:07:23 AM
Gawd, I've had enough of this work. Everybody is on freaking vacation so I've been staring at the same version for almost 5 weeks now.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Liep

#2672
August 13, 2009, 03:56:38 PM
Quote from: Neil on August 13, 2009, 11:04:05 AM

Don't be ridiculous.  There's nothing wrong with putting some fear into a criminal.

I know you have a hard time separating various crimes, but passive disobedience can hardly warrant being hit in the head. Or in the back, fleeing.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

jimmy olsen

#2673
August 13, 2009, 04:04:58 PM
The Empire of Navarra!  I am the most powerful man since Charlemagne! :menace:



It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Savonarola

#2674
August 13, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 13, 2009, 04:04:58 PM
The Empire of Navarra!  I am the most powerful man since Charlemagne! :menace:


You're still Italian in my eyes.   :(
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

jimmy olsen

#2675
August 13, 2009, 04:11:16 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on August 13, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 13, 2009, 04:04:58 PM
The Empire of Navarra!  I am the most powerful man since Charlemagne! :menace:


You're still Italian in my eyes.   :(
What?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Savonarola

#2676
August 13, 2009, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 13, 2009, 04:11:16 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on August 13, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 13, 2009, 04:04:58 PM
The Empire of Navarra!  I am the most powerful man since Charlemagne! :menace:


You're still Italian in my eyes.   :(
What?

You're like Kid Charlemagne.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Josephus

#2677
August 14, 2009, 07:24:56 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 13, 2009, 11:07:23 AM
Gawd, I've had enough of this work. Everybody is on freaking vacation so I've been staring at the same version for almost 5 weeks now.

And on that note, I begin my vacation. See y'all in a week or so.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

charliebear

#2678
August 14, 2009, 10:33:31 AM
Awwwww....how cute.

Ed Anger

#2679
August 14, 2009, 10:39:37 AM
I like to board the bus in a panic and in an unsafe manner.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Josquius

#2680
August 14, 2009, 10:58:35 AM
I saw that elsewhere, really odd. Wonder what explanation will arise.
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garbon

#2681
August 14, 2009, 02:43:53 PM
I learned recently that my most consumed drink vodka and coke zero qualifies for the label "skinny bitch." :weep:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#2682
August 14, 2009, 02:46:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 14, 2009, 10:39:37 AM
I like to board the bus in a panic and in an unsafe manner.

:D

I'd never get that certificate as I'd cry and pout and refuse to get on the bus.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DisturbedPervert

#2683
August 15, 2009, 03:39:53 PM
Jesus Christ the internet is fucked up

The Primate Masturbation Megamix (obviously no safe for work)  Now with more baboons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn4cS68FODo

The ape at 2:05 is particularly funny.

Josquius

#2684
August 16, 2009, 05:55:29 AM
If you could suck your own dick: would you?
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