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garbon

#37545
March 20, 2014, 10:16:09 AM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#37546
March 20, 2014, 10:18:33 AM
Ugh. About as bad as a church sign I saw recently.

"God answers Knee Mail"

HYUK HYUK HYUK.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Habbaku

#37547
March 20, 2014, 10:19:19 AM
 :lol:
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Ideologue

#37548
March 20, 2014, 10:24:02 AM
"Why are scientists so interested in life on Mars when they're not interested in life at conception?"  (Paraphrasing, but that really was the gist.)
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

derspiess

#37549
March 20, 2014, 10:33:18 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 20, 2014, 10:18:33 AM
Ugh. About as bad as a church sign I saw recently.

"God answers Knee Mail"

HYUK HYUK HYUK.

I think it's a requirement that that sign rotates through every small-sized church in my area.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#37550
March 20, 2014, 10:36:47 AM
El Arroyo is one of the worst Texican joints around.  Every once in a while I give it another shot because they are all over the place but man, they strike out every time.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Syt

#37551
March 20, 2014, 10:39:45 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Tamas

#37552
March 20, 2014, 10:41:24 AM
Looks like I will need to do my first return of an Internet order ever :bleeding: As they need to check and fix the stuff I ordered.

I have thrown away the original packaging :bleeding: I need to get my hands on a box :bleeding:

I don't even know where the post office is, yet :bleeding:

Grey Fox

#37553
March 20, 2014, 10:45:57 AM
Dildos are not refundables.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

DGuller

#37554
March 20, 2014, 10:57:30 AM

derspiess

#37555
March 20, 2014, 11:34:29 AM
So my "five minute" conference call has been going on for 30+ minutes now.  It's the only thing keeping me from wings, beer, and basketball :angry:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

The Brain

#37556
March 20, 2014, 11:35:32 AM
Shut up about Wings already.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Grey Fox

#37557
March 20, 2014, 11:36:32 AM
The #1 hater, Fred Phelps is dead.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

The Brain

#37558
March 20, 2014, 11:37:47 AM
RIP Augusto. :(
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

derspiess

#37559
March 20, 2014, 11:40:10 AM
And someone sarcastically asked me if she's keeping me away from March Madness.  Not at all, dear.  I much prefer being stuck on a call in which I'm taking no active part and am only here so my director could say he sent someone.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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